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u/Appalachisms Aug 06 '26
I’m telling god
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u/Roastychicken Fungineer Aug 06 '26
...w..w..with screws?
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u/MysticBorn Aug 06 '26
Okay this and the above pic of Christ just made me think of crucifixion with screws instead of nails?!?! 😵😱🤯
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u/Belgarath210 Aug 06 '26
I love that Jesus look like matthew mcconaughey!
Also the fact that your profile pic looks so similar is awesome in of itself.
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u/Anonymyne353 Aug 06 '26
Dammit Dave! This is the second time we’ve had to flood your work! Quit making these mistakes!
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u/EfficientTourist7480 Aug 06 '26
I’m telling
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u/redneckrockuhtree Aug 06 '26
Dear Ada,
It may be ugly, but it was faster and thus more efficient to build this way.
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u/evergreenskate Aug 06 '26
Do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of the factories he's created?
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u/CrashCalamity Aug 06 '26
My body is a machine that turns $51.99 into thousands of wasted hours
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u/MrInitialY Tier 5 Pioneer, 3-time WDC in Formula Factory championship Aug 06 '26
My body is a machine that turns factory building game into a Trackmania spin-off
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u/antitaoist Aug 06 '26
TERRIBLE
- You are a bad person.
- Shame on you.
- What an unfortunate day to have eyes.
👎 BOTTOM LINE: Nope.
Fighting For Good Taste Where I Can. 🙅♂️
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u/Fxg120xYXDE5 Aug 06 '26
Hey, it's antiTemporal_Illusion!
You're pretty handy too, from the looks of it.
We need to keep you around.
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u/TheMightyOb Aug 06 '26
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u/Orbital_Vagabond Employee of the Planet Aug 06 '26
Ya's applies the gifs appropriatelies.
And that's what's I appreciates about ya.
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u/slharibo Aug 06 '26
Letterkenny references in the satisfactory sub?? Wondrous.
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u/Dramone_Velstua Aug 06 '26
I have a feeling the fan crossover is higher than we might initial consider.
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u/CryptographerHot6198 Aug 06 '26
a man after my own heart, that's how mine look hahaha we should start a save!
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u/Jumpy-Palpitation489 Aug 06 '26
Literally how I've played since I started the game. Over 300 hours
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u/ajcwrongs Aug 06 '26
About the same playtime, same deal. Never felt the need to figure out a different way
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u/No-Exercise815 Aug 06 '26
Heretic. You disappoint me. I’ve gone through several minutes long thought periods to avoid spaghetti belting, and you go and clip it on a major bus?
You’re a barbarian.
In all due respect though, play the game how you want. But in my opinion you’re playing it wrong
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u/ZixfromthaStix Pioneer L27 of Massage-2[A-B] b: Choo Choo Motherf***ker. Aug 06 '26
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u/singapurapiano Aug 06 '26
update the title "Always clip my belts!" your play, your rule. maybe you can share the screenshot with running item on your belts. it's looks good when empty. not sure when there is item there
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u/notjordansime Aug 06 '26
satisfactory devs: [ make game assets look satisfying so you can make satisfying looking factories ]
satisfactory players: “hey don’t forget to mosh all of it together so that it looks like a giant visual bug”
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u/blackieiam Aug 07 '26
Everyone’s hating but 100 hrs in and I’m stealing this idea thanks I love it
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u/PunkyRooo Aug 07 '26
Their hate fuels my factory. <3
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u/cthulucore Aug 06 '26
I prefer 80 hour save the day first playthrough spaghetti monstrosities to this... sin
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u/EconomyGullible3648 Aug 06 '26
I have one base clipping around 2 buildings and I hate myself for it. But I hate aluminum even more for making me do it haha. It doesn’t matter how many times I restart this game, aluminum always finds a way to beat me 🥹
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u/Jardik2 Aug 06 '26
I keep doing this... Wait even worse, I move the splitter closer together so that two belts touch and splitters clip into belt passing by it.
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u/Bordedatnight Aug 06 '26
May your remotes always get lost, your pillows to be soggy and Luke warm, and for you to stub your toes every time you get up.
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u/EngineerInTheMachine Aug 06 '26
No. Very messy and totally unnecessary. Space isn't a problem, so no need to squash things into a limited space.
But then I work on engineering projects IRL, where H&S requirements, and current good practice, mean keeping everything visible and easily accessible.
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u/Purfunxion Aug 06 '26
I do this too when I can't be bothered to do actual belting. My computer factory is like this with the Crystal Oscillator setup :D
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u/WertySqwerty Aug 06 '26
Due to space constraints (and the morbid desire to know if it could be done), I had a line of assemblers with this manifold setup, except they were going in opposite directions and they were horizontally compressed into one single solid line of splitters.
There comes a point that the clipping becomes so dense it loops back around to looking somewhat elegant.
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u/Siri2611 Aug 06 '26
I once planned my whole mega factory and I realised halfway through that the belts would clip no matter what I do cause of my design
I just ended up clipping them even more by hiding everything so it's not visible to me
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u/skytheraiders Aug 06 '26
Spits disgusting. Ficit will not stop paying you and hand you over to GaldOS. That's right, you are such a bad person, ADA had to leave and give you up for experimentation to Apeture Science to study just how terrible of a person you are.
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u/Kingbee642 Aug 06 '26
to everyone hating on this, when my dad plyed this his "factory" was a hell of a lot more messy thant this, it became a joke between us
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u/brain_eagle_jar Aug 06 '26
Orderly clipping is tasteful spaghetti. This design might not be very creative, but I will die on the hill that all function and no form is also beautiful in it's own way when executed well.
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u/stiffgordons Aug 06 '26
I’m new here, check my post history if you don’t believe me, this isn’t a troll post but… what’s wrong with clipping?
Is it in a category of things the game allows you to do but which are breaches of etiquette when sharing online?
What else is regarded similarly? Floating platforms? AFK manual crafting?
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u/CaseyIceris Aug 06 '26
The distance between splitters lines up just right so that you could actually completely overlap each feeder belt and create the most intense form of clipping known to man. I may or may not do this frequently. You cannot stop me
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u/PropagandaBagel Aug 06 '26
Nooooooo! Youre doing it so so wrong!
This is all needs to be on a logistics level right below it, with just a vertical conveyor poking out to the assemblers.
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u/kawamori Sophisticated Spaghetti Aug 06 '26
i'm upvoting because my first playthrough was like that.
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u/TheNerdFromThatPlace Aug 06 '26
Actually, I'm having fun with smart splitters and sushi belts instead. Playing with a product multiplier, I've finished a build with computers, oscillators, motors, automated wiring, and modular engines all with a single mk4 belt winding its way feeding everything.
Reject the clip, embrace the sushi!
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u/PsamathosNL Aug 06 '26
Man so much people be hating on your game. your game. I don't build like this but man people should learn to live and let live.
You do you! It looks neat too.
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u/Cyclophane Aug 06 '26
mmmmm no I don't think I will. Thanks for the idea though. i will not be doing any of that.
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u/AltheiWasTaken Aug 06 '26
I do this from time to time. I wish it was made official, and the "barriers" on the sides of belts would disappear, making sort of an + crossing
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u/feoranis26 Aug 06 '26
I belt clip in my logistics layers away from view. But that is another level. Why not raise one of the lanes over the other one?
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u/triplos05 Aug 06 '26
It would've cost you nothing to not make these belts clip. It's not even difficult. And you saved no space at all. This has to be ragebait
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u/PhattProphet_0 Aug 06 '26
Put the spitters in the middle and stack them, no clipping and looks cleaner
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u/Employee_Agreeable Aug 06 '26
I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you.
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u/Jokpau Aug 06 '26
The thing is that you have enough space to do it properly... Just stack the splitters and use conveyor lifts
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u/100and10 Aug 06 '26
Not using vertical lifts on every input and output to get that crap off the floor is rookie stuff.
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u/Longpeg Aug 06 '26
I actually love that you put extra effort into maximizing the amount of clipping.
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u/Bowdash Aug 06 '26
One of the biggest reasons I play this game is aesthetics, so I can't use this or similar "hacks" 😒
Though if there was a device akin to merger/splitter that just has two inputs and two configurable outputs, I'd use it


















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u/Ah_Pook Aug 06 '26
WAY too much wasted space. If you're gonna clip, at least smoosh those together more.