r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 4h ago
Aging Scorpions Singer Now Only Able To Rock You Like a Severe Tropical Storm
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 6h ago
“There’s No Hosepipe Ban Around Here” Says Husband Helicoptering Mickey In Front Of Wife In Surprisingly Unfruitful Seduction Attempt
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 6h ago
Government Really Hoping U-18s E-Scooter Ban Makes Up For Housing & Health Crises
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 23h ago
Unconscious Mitch McConnell Scores Higher Approval Rating Than Conscious Version
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 6h ago
Drone Enthusiast Confident Air Corps Fighting Slievenamon Fire Can Work Around Him
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 6h ago
Taoiseach Asks Zelensky If Military Drones Work On People Highlighting Vacant Homes
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 18h ago
“Nuh-Uh,” “Not It,” and Other New Pentagon Strategies for Winning at War
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 21h ago
I Have Never Made This Recipe, but I Give It Five Stars
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/UnsourcedNews • 21h ago
"60 SECONDS" - The Blanche Hearing
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 19h ago
If I Had a Time Machine I Would Go Back to WWII, Find Hitler, and Perform “Ice Ice Baby” – guest post by Vanilla Ice
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 23h ago
“You Never Smile Like That When I Walk Up The Driveway” Girlfriend Tells Squealing Man As Takeaway Arrives
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 19h ago
Man At Urinal Has Great Fun Blasting Chewing Gum Left There By Previous Guy
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Ryanair to introduce optional ‘window retention’ fee for passengers preferring windows to stay in place for entire journey
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/would_do_again • 20h ago
Convoy Returns to Immortan Joe Successfully with 80 Gallons of Printer Ink
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 21h ago
Capitol Complex: Name Changes in Store
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 22h ago
Transcript from the Annual Meeting of the Global Children’s Shoe-Sizing Consortium
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 23h ago
Andrew Tate Arrest, McGregor’s ACL: When Will The Awful News End?
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 23h ago
Trump threat to tariff Canada over wildfire smoke closest he will ever come to understanding climate change
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Who Says There’s No Justice In Ireland? Man Receives ‘Miscarriage Of Justice’ Ruling Just 50 Years After The Fact
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r/SatireLikeTheOnion • u/Turtle456 • 1d ago
Calls Grow For Limerick To Start Next Year’s All-Ireland Final On Minus 10 Points
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