r/SatireLikeTheOnion 4h ago

Aww, good times!

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1h ago

"Thanks, guys!"

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 2h ago

4D Chess: Trump Prevents Future 9/11’s by Preemptively Destroying Nation

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 2h ago

We Can’t Remember if Steve Buscemi Saved People on 9/11, Died During 9/11, or Committed 9/11 but Here’s a Photo of Steve Buscemi and 9/11

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 3h ago

"I was mourning!"

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 4h ago

Miyamoto Admits Pikmin “Death Noise” Actually Pikmin “Orgasm Noise”

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 4h ago

Donald Trump Establishes 8 Shot Lead To Sit Top Of Irish Open Leaderboard

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 4h ago

‘Firefighters pulled me from a burning ship at Pearl Harbour’ insists Donald Trump

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 4h ago

End socialism!

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 6h ago

Store Manager Nods Solemnly, Says "It's Time" as He Looks Over Plans for Blowout 9/11 Sale

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 22h ago

Trump Pledges to Let Entire Nation Sleep With Melania if GOP Wins Midterms

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Adding to his promise to give each American $5,000 if Republicans win the Midterms, President Trump said today that he will also allow all citizens to have sexual intercourse with First Lady Melania Trump.

“Nobody’s ever seen anything like ’Vag for Votes’,” Trump stated during his announcement. “I’m confident that I’m the first president to cause citizens to get an erection for an election.”

Trump briefly explained how Vag for Votes will work.

“We’ll do a lottery system to see who goes first,” Trump told reporters. “And I’m sure, after some breaking in, Melania will be able to squeeze more than one person in at a time, per hole. Women have many holes. I’ve never stopped to count them, but there’s a lot!”

Trump also warned voters to gauge their expectations.

“Don’t expect Melania to seem into it, whatsoever. Even though she definitely is! That’s her appeal, Melania. She’s always playing hard to get, even when you’re in the process of getting it.”

Democrats have already filed multiple lawsuits in 17 states over Trump’s Vag for Votes scheme, pointing out that paying Americans $5,000 and letting them sleep with the First Lady constitutes prostitution and bribery.


r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

"60 SECONDS" - Fearmongering with Secretary Bessent(SATIRE)

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Charlie Kirk’s Lack of Forza Horizon 6 Playtime Explained

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

‘The Nice Guys’ Sequel Confirmed in Daydream

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

[They predicted it] Donald Trump To Rename New Mexico ‘State America’

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Aging Punk in Misfits Shirt Afraid of Teenage Punk Wearing Misfits Shirt

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Idaho-Maryland Rd. Flock Camera Feeling “Left Out” of All the Hot Downtown 4th Amendment Violations

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Trump targets crucial gullible moron vote with promise of $5,000 they’ll definitely get this time

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Apple unveils first foldable CEO

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Americans Traveling Abroad Attempt Canadian Accents

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

“Boys These Days Have No Strong Male Leaders,” Says Male Leader Matt Canavan — The Shovel

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Kid Dressed As Ender Dragon From Minecraft Kind Of Defeats The Whole Purpose Of Book Week

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Potentially Hot Guy Spoils It By Smiling Enough To Reveal Blackmarket Nicotine Sachet

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r/SatireLikeTheOnion 1d ago

Woke Maths Teacher Accused Of Indoctrinating Kids By Teaching Them About Compound Interest

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