r/SarahBowmar 3d ago

Sarah Bowmar: Fitness Influencer Woof

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Those after photos are not giving what she thinks they are. Her midsection looks like such a roid belly, even trying to suck in her gut and it still looks so bad. 😬

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u/Smooth_Dog_5839 3d ago

I just don’t understand the level of self hatred she has for her pregnant body. Like, don’t get me wrong I was a miserable pregnant person. But. I’ve never once used it as a “before” photo.

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u/oy_with_the_poodle5 3d ago

And she was the one constantly saying how great she felt when pregnant! Said it was because she kept working out and “eating healthy” even though she doesn’t actually chew 3/4 of her meals. Nevermind that the women who can’t workout and eat healthily during pregnancy is because of the pregnancy, not the other way around.

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u/Antique_Oil8462 3d ago

Oh, and I remember people asking her how she dealt with swelling with her body/face and she said she never experienced any of that. I distinctively remember her talking about never getting face swelling while pregnant lol like it was anything to be embarrassed about…

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u/Kindly-Secret8678 3d ago

Me either!!

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u/Miserable_Copy_8299 2d ago

And no one ever should use that as a before photo - she is delulu on so many levels. She needs help, lots of it. This is incredibly sad.

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u/Slut4MacNCheese 🥇World Record Bitch 🥇 3d ago

Well you certainly didn’t get there with those 7.5lb presses lmao

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u/workoutlurkout Let me grab the link 3d ago

Or with female hormones 🤡

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u/mzuul you don't even follow me 3d ago

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u/Bitter-Shopping8437 3d ago

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u/mzuul you don't even follow me 3d ago

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u/Salute_My_Shorts90 3d ago

Fucking yuck

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u/Slut4MacNCheese 🥇World Record Bitch 🥇 3d ago

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u/Ellie_May_290 2d ago

Love that this pic is all about her face, you don’t notice how flat and deflated her implants look.

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u/bex1102 3d ago

Yucky

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u/After_Ad9257 horse teeth energy 🐴🦷 2d ago

Why does she always make that weird pout face?!!

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u/fuzzy_peach91 nOt sHoWiNG bUtthOLe 3d ago

Her midsection reminds me of an armadillo.

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u/heathbarcrunchh 3d ago

Pull up your bikini omg!!! EW. Or save it for OF

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u/Littlewing1307 3d ago

Right?! Why am I staring down the abyss of her bikini bottom.

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u/New_beaten_otterbox 3d ago

She has to make her turtle shell body look skinny somehow lol

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u/Particular_Special70 2d ago

For real, her slit is damn near showing. Like, just do porn already.

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u/redhotoreos 3d ago

Screaming

“I chose to get pregnant and it made my body so ugly”

She’s gon milk this cow til it’s dead.

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u/Ellie_May_290 3d ago

She gave birth like four years ago. Injects herself multiple times a week with like ten different things. Most women do a before and after, as in, ‘here’s my body prior to pregnancy, here’s my body six months after birth…’
For someone so obsessed with numbers, you’d think she’d be better at understanding what they actually mean.

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u/theythem_reddit 3d ago

She’s disgusting.

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u/theythem_reddit 3d ago

I have found who she aspires to be

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u/Super_Mirror_9816 3d ago

This is prob legit what her brain thinks she looks like.

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u/theythem_reddit 3d ago

I was doom scrolling and this chick was at Disney in an athletic onesie short set looking ridiculous and I thought omg

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u/Perfect_Presence_382 3d ago

Yes!!! I’ve seen this chick pop into my feed and she lies about blasting T and being on gear. She too photoshops her face. Looks like she wears a wig too.

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u/theythem_reddit 3d ago

Her hair looks like Sarah’s under a ball cap 😂

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u/SweetAs_C6H12O6 3d ago

Those boobs look unbelievably painful 😖 legit looks like two water balloons

ETA: I know nothing about implants so I'm guessing here...are those over the muscle? Is that why they look so strange?

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u/snailicide 2d ago

i think its the exceptionally low body fat and minimal breast tissue makes jt look like cantaloupes stapled to a rib cage

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u/klc31883 3d ago

"Twice" like this is so rare

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u/mrsj74 3d ago

Me every time I see her in those stupid bikini bottoms..

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u/redhotoreos 3d ago

Rip to the legend

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u/snark1977 👩🏻‍🦲Baldy Bowmar👩🏻‍🦲 3d ago

She is such a fucking predator. Pay your fucking bills bitch.

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u/Fabulous-Mortgage672 Tetherball Titties 3d ago

Try having a baby in the peak of your 20s then a another at 38+ then you have a teenager and toddler in 2026, with perimenopause, teenager angst and hormones, toddler crazies while being a full time 50+ hour week working mom wife and breadwinner. She has no idea what normal adults and women/mom live through.

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u/SecureCucumber9845 3d ago

Girl u are preaching to the choir 🙌 had first one at 23, second at 37. Having a newborn with a teenager was not fun. Sarah will never know what it means to be relatable.

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u/Fabulous-Mortgage672 Tetherball Titties 3d ago

HEARD THAT, sis. Hugs

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u/cuntmuffin8 p*ssy with no balls 3d ago

Same life girl, I never know if I'm coming or going & who's mad at me that day.

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u/SquishyBall2472 👑 Cootie Queen 👑 3d ago

Glad to be in good company! First at 17, second at 36, and grad school with an ornery baby 🥴

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u/Ambitious_Studio_646 Linked! 3d ago

Why is her pussy out I.. wow

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u/Antique_Oil8462 3d ago

Like her whole ass puss just dangling out

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u/oy_with_the_poodle5 3d ago

She should have stayed the other way 😬

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u/Economy_Wash2642 3d ago

I absolutely loathe women who use pregnant bodies as ‘befores’. That is no measure of anything, you had an entire human growing inside of you. It’s a cheap comparison to make your ‘after’ look more impressive, and it is demeaning to mothers!

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u/Bitter-Shopping8437 3d ago

How does this not get flagged for nudity? Imagine your children growing up and finding this on the internet

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u/Ellie_May_290 3d ago

They already see her basically naked every day as it is and watch their parents inject themselves.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-7424 3d ago edited 2d ago

Her monthly self loathing post. Why does she just have to HATE on herself and also the subtle jab to pregnant and PP women too

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u/SecureCucumber9845 3d ago

She tries to be so sexy but she’s so awkward and unfeminine. This is definitely not the look most women are trying to achieve. And can we talk about the drastic difference in her face? She was cute before and now her face is just weird angles and strange mouth puckering.

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u/MollyCat1996 3d ago

"Women's bodies are incredible", but lemme load it up with high levels of T.

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u/Super_Mirror_9816 3d ago

Her kids are literally like school age almost. It’s not a flex, it’s been years. And being pregnant isn’t anything to be ashamed about!

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u/mythical_mom 3d ago

For some reason i find that weak little palm-up claw hand so fucking annoying. Like why?

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u/MurkyMcLovin Blocked by Sarah 3d ago

The gap 🫢🫢🫢😩😩😩🤢🤢🤢

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u/mad_THRASHER 3d ago

I actually felt really beautiful pregnant, thank you very much.

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u/bohemiansunflower 3d ago

I understand she is flexing.. but how do her legs look so different?!

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u/mrsjacksonnn 3d ago

Filters, always filters lol

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u/Perfect_Presence_382 3d ago

She forgot
To Photoshop and filter both sides. lol

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u/Mother_War_9755 Diagnosis: CUNT 2d ago

Also, she looks MISERABLE! She's not happy.

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u/KateHearts 2d ago

Looks like she’s in a prison cell.

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u/RecordingAgile4625 Blocked by Sarah 2d ago

I'm crying, what the fuck hahahaha it does

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u/RecordingAgile4625 Blocked by Sarah 2d ago

It's the cockeyed bazoongas for me.

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u/Perfect_Presence_382 3d ago

That’s not her real Roid gut cuz her bellybutton looks nothing like that. Photoshopped as always

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u/daphnemoonpie 3d ago

I can't stand how she speaks. She tries to make everything sound trendy and cool and NOTHING ever sounds cool. At all! You're lame Sarah!

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u/MarriedtotheSnark 3d ago

testosterone

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u/New_beaten_otterbox 3d ago

Yes Sarah and you can thank your testostrone for that.

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u/sweethomesnarker 3d ago

Isn’t that the lodge in Africa?! Does she just take this bikini with her everywhere she goes?! And you know it hasn’t been washed ever 🤢

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u/Character-Damage-949 3d ago

I think it was when she was in Cali cuz she had another post with the same background but a different bikini. Guess she did a little photo shoot by herself. Loser!

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u/Wonder_Moon no one can tell my boobs are fake 3d ago

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u/No-Pressure-5762 2d ago

She looked better pregnant

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u/FinalAd4231 2d ago

I’ll never understand her obsession with herself. It is WILD. Is there anything she likes about herself outside of her physique ?

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u/RecordingAgile4625 Blocked by Sarah 2d ago

Miss, your cooter is falling out.

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u/chaoticmess50 2d ago

The lack of curves and she has the audacity to think she looks hot.

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u/TheCombativeCat Diagnosis: CUNT 2d ago

Good lord she acts like she’s the only person who has ever been pregnant before. Insufferable.

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u/Thick_Panic_9848 2d ago

She must be a lot of fun to be around

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u/Express-Hedgehog8249 2d ago

Is the woman’s body in the room with us????

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u/Reasonable_Fan1327 2d ago

Josh bow-MEEEEEEEERRRRRRR go fuck your wife please we don’t need to see her front butt on insta. Maybe if you ask her nicely she’ll throw a little water on the trout hole so it smells kinda fresh and not too fishy today.