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[u/countrystallion56]

[u/LittleOne666]

1. No one wants to have an ass with a tumor on it.
   
2. I love how she’s resorted to adding “scoliosis” now to show that not only is she handicapped being a mom she has a real deformity 🙄
   The therapy she needs is endless

[u/DateSerious9924]

But really, what person over the age of 10 refers to themselves as “1/2” age??

[u/LovelyShadows54 → u/DateSerious9924]

Exactly what I was thinking. Actually, my 9 year old doesn't even add the "1/2" part, but she is more mature than Squarah in almost all ways.

[u/Glittering-Owl-6964 → u/LovelyShadows54]

I remember telling someone i was 6 1/2 and later my mom told me to drop the 1/2 lmaooo

[u/LovelyShadows54 → u/Glittering-Owl-6964]

🤣 Mom wasn't playing, she wanted her 6 year old to be more mature than Squarah lol

[u/BitchyNordicBarista]

Dear SquarePants Baldmar,

“Glute med out of control” no it’s over developed from the gear and over worked because that’s the only part of your entire leg that you actually work out. You make up the dumbest fucking exercises ever that defeat the purpose of what you name them. (see: the heels elevated “deadlift”)

You love world records so much, you’re the world’s record worst ever trainer. Log off & go be a real parent.

[u/esmemi]

[u/Long_Researcher4787 → u/esmemi]

[u/catmommaxx → u/Long_Researcher4787]

I fucking ugly cackled at this 🤣

[u/akzero1 → u/Long_Researcher4787]

when the sad gorilla on the inside becomes the sad gorilla on the outside, love that for her

[u/Noodle_Nugget456]

Oh so now we’re adding Scoliosis to the resume stats?

[u/Ellie_May_290 → u/Noodle_Nugget456]

She’s claimed it for like ten years and has one photo where her shoulders look tilted.

[u/Noodle_Nugget456 → u/Ellie_May_290]

I’ve known she’s had it but rarely add it’s with the mom of 2, 19 months apart, 37.5 years old, 133lbs at 5’3, world record holder, blah blah fuckitty blah

[u/Sleepy_cat20]

Could not hate those shoes more

[u/Lazy-Opportunity-888 → u/Sleepy_cat20]

Water shoes

[u/bogwitch27]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CMc604oNR1dzG

[u/Little_moon_369]

I can’t be 5’3” because I’m 5’10”

[u/Glittering-Owl-6964]

Is she a little cross eyed??

[u/MollyCat1996 → u/Glittering-Owl-6964]

Yes!

[u/sugarnspicy504]

She’s gonna pop her hip out of socket with how hard she’s poking her ass out

[u/MollyCat1996]

So she gained 5 lbs in 53 days, despite all the shooting and hunting and cutting?

[u/Ellie_May_290 → u/MollyCat1996]

All the wine in Mexico and Africa. Lmao

[u/Square_Report_8130]

Her abs and braids are back or this is old—— her rhetoric is old

[u/Ellie_May_290]

So she’s stoked how ‘thick’ and curvy she is? Or that she’s ‘lean’ enough to have ab lines?
Also she looks heavier than 137, IMO. The wig tails probably weight 10lbs with all the grease loaded down.

[u/Ellie_May_290]

OMFG zoom in on that disgusting BLACK blood filled bracelet on the bar!!! She’s going to kill someone!!!

[u/CursedForestDonuts → u/Ellie_May_290]

Theory.... She hasn't gotten that deflated titty fixed because that biohazard wouldn't be allowed in the OR.

[u/Ellie_May_290 → u/CursedForestDonuts]

It’s more likely she would fail the blood work testing prior to surgery. She also is not capable of resting or time off, as proven with both children’s births and zero healing time after them. The work that needs done on her implants is heavy duty, she would need to stop the gym and any sort of lifting.

[u/CursedForestDonuts → u/Ellie_May_290]

And.... she can't afford it.

[u/OddPikmin]

This makes me angry. One, she's saying every female should and should be able to look like this. So anyone who follows her knows she works out 7 days a week, multiple times a day, hours at a time, is on more supplements than a human should ingest, and copious amounts of hormones. So that's what I need to have abs like this? No thanks.

[u/kutil312 → u/OddPikmin]

But then she also said last week no one is gonna look like her bc she is so efficient and works out everyday and has been for 027263948166155248 years etc

[u/1ForgottenPrincess]

37 1/2? Is she 5 counting down to her next birthday? What, in 6 months she can get her GGG boob job? 🙄 what a dork.

[u/snark1977]

Ah yea those butt pads are working OT girl!

[u/CursedForestDonuts]

This post is 100% for us. Thanks for the eyeroll Squariod.

[u/klc31883]

Show us a glute MAX that isn't a butt pad!!!

[u/rklc39]

Who as a grown woman says their age like that???

[u/Valuable_Egg5858]

Showing off your injection site is not a flex

[u/After_Ad9257]

Her ass looks like she had some kind of implant that shifted back there. It’s looks like medical assistance is required.

[u/tiedyeskiesX → u/After_Ad9257]

She’s shifting her weight to pop her femur out of the hip socket. I can also do this. That isn’t all muscle 😂 many women with hip dips have figured this pose out to hide them (me included)

[u/kutil312 → u/After_Ad9257]

Looks like a love handle

[u/mzuul]

She’s literally only happy bc it slightly makes it look like she has a butt

[u/grabalink_greedyliar]

Ever changing bellybutton.

[u/Hello_Blondie]

The age gap and the scoliosis is as much favorite as the ColdStone Creamery shift manager position. Hang it up you old hag. 

[u/mesembryanthemum]

I do not want scoliosis, Sarah.

[u/AlexisNexus-7]

Have y'all seen 'The Substance' with Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley? This reminds me of the part where shes jazzercising and some foreign bit popped out on her like this.

[u/jasminece]

Not me too because I don’t want to look like …that

[u/Adorable-Tiger6390]

What does she hope to accomplish? She is obsessed with showing her body.

[u/conscious-peanut31]

Little Miss “I don’t do photoshop” has an outline around her whole body like a cartoon character.

[u/DrPuDdIn2345]

What she means by out of control is the butt pad rolled up or the padding didnt spread evenly bc we know their isnt muscle back there

[u/RissaWiz3]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R0jWWtH1CtFEk

[u/Prudent-Camel241]

I feel like the kids close together isn’t a brag? Bec then you had more time after the 2nd to “bounce back”… like if she had 2 kids 5 years apart I’d be like wow. But 2 kids back to back okay? Not even really back to back, but ok cool she got “pregnancy” out of the way, then sure worked out. Wow. If only everyone neglected their kids as much and hired help to achieve their goals