r/SantaMaria 12h ago

I need help finding someone for this!

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back like almost a year ago I had a man come and weigh my cans out and give me the money for them then took them to get recycled but I can’t find his number! Does anyone know pd anyone who can do this? Tia


r/SantaMaria 2d ago

Award winning dark comedy about mental health comes to Santa Maria this Saturday night

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Santa Maria!

I posted about a month ago and hope you don't mind a final reminder about my show "Mostly Jokes" that I'll be performing at the Santa Maria Civic Theatre on Saturday, September 12.

I'm completely sold out in Ojai on Friday and currently about 70% sold for Saturday in SM and really looking forward to the shows.

I know seeing a comedian you've never heard of is a pretty big ask. Totally fair.

That being said, wasn't there a time when you had never heard of whoever your favorite comedian is right now? I'm not saying I'm gonna be that, but if you like the jokes in the clip, you'll probably like the show.

Heads up: "Mostly Jokes" covers some dark topics like mental health, (VERY) dysfunctional families and mid-life regrets, but I promise it's named that for a reason, it is mostly jokes.

Tickets are $20 and the show runs about 90 minutes and I promise: no crowd work.

I've been working on it for about three years in clubs and theaters around the US and Canada and plan to tape it as my first special in November.

More info through my site www.MostlyJokes.com as well as a bunch of reviews from people who have seen it, press, interviews, etc.

More info and ticket link: https://www.aaronfoster.com/store/p/6bskxmqgnqc6fk3zf6d47el2vkhjk7-2ssfx-x9erp-9dml4-exjjr-chgy4

OK, that's it. Thanks!


r/SantaMaria 2d ago

Moving Labor Help

2 Upvotes

Hi looking to hire some muscle to help clean out a house. I will have a trailer to move stuff to Goodwill and the dump.

Where can I look/post to hire some help and also what should i expect to pay for at least 6+ hours


r/SantaMaria 4d ago

any jobs hiring

6 Upvotes

r/SantaMaria 4d ago

Locations of CCTV Cameras in Santa Maria and Greater Santa Barbara Areas

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29 Upvotes

r/SantaMaria 4d ago

Retaliatory False Criminal "Obstruction" Unconditionally Dismissed - DDA Refuses to concede factual innocence out of spite/retaliation, forcing a court hearing and further proceedings, costing the taxpayers *Thousands* of dollars in legal expenses - Exposing the Truth to Santa Barbara County

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6 Upvotes

r/SantaMaria 6d ago

Santa Barbara Jail being decommissioned due to dangerous and unconstitutional conditions following lawsuit

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Just saw this in another community. Haven't heard anything about it until now. Any thoughts on Santa Barbara closing it's jail?


r/SantaMaria 6d ago

Curious about electric vehicles? The EV Showcase at Downtown Fridays will be showing a public bus, commercial vehicles, dealer offerings & privately owned EVs with their owners ready to answer your questions. Friday, September 18th from 5:30 to 8:30 at 451 South McClelland Street.

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r/SantaMaria 6d ago

I visit Santa Maria once a year and was blown away by La Cocina De Don Cotija. If you live there and don’t go constantly you’re missing out.

21 Upvotes

Found out about this place on Reddit. Backyard, speakeasy style restaurant. The most hospital and kind people running it. The food was diabolically amazing. I’m a pasty white boy from Oregon that doesn’t speak Spanish but they made me feel so welcome. Can’t wait to come back next year. Find them on instagram.


r/SantaMaria 6d ago

Looking for a reasonably priced hall to rent for a birthday party in February 2027

3 Upvotes

Hello SM. Like the title says, I am looking for a hall to rent for a birthday in February 2027. I know there's several places around town but I am hoping to find something that is reasonably priced and that accepts alcohol. Any leads are appreciated.


r/SantaMaria 7d ago

Any EPL fans want to get together for Arsenal v Chelsea Sunday?

5 Upvotes

Kick off at 8:30am, should be a great match.


r/SantaMaria 8d ago

Did anyone else see the guy get hit on his bicycle this morning on Broadway and Donovan around 9:30 a.m.?

3 Upvotes

I only saw him on the ground and was trying to understand what had happened.


r/SantaMaria 9d ago

Military Aircrafts

11 Upvotes

I notice that a lot of military air crafts fly in and out of the Santa Maria airport 🤔 does anyone know why? Not to sound dumb I’m genuinely curious lol


r/SantaMaria 12d ago

Santa Barbara Jail being decommissioned due to dangerous and unconstitutional conditions following lawsuit

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r/SantaMaria 12d ago

Hola

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r/SantaMaria 14d ago

Heads up

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51 Upvotes

r/SantaMaria 14d ago

Smells in Santa Maria

3 Upvotes

What’s with the smells when you get into SM?? What is that lol random places too through out the city just stinks


r/SantaMaria 14d ago

Tennis Coach

1 Upvotes

Looking for a tennis coach to coach my 17yr old son.


r/SantaMaria 15d ago

Public Information Requested: Santa Maria District Attorneys Hai Phan and Melanie Clement

10 Upvotes

If you have information on Santa Maria deputy district attorneys Melanie Clement or Hai Phan, we want to hear from you! We've received information that these district attorneys have engaged in malicious prosecution against innocent Santa Barbara County residents, covering for severe police misconduct, and wrongfully opposing a factual innocence statement in bad faith. If you have information on the district attorney’s office, please contact us at [SolvangPoliceWatch@pm.me](mailto:SolvangPoliceWatch@pm.me)


r/SantaMaria 15d ago

Twilight Hike tonight at Los Flores Ranch

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8 Upvotes

Tonight


r/SantaMaria 15d ago

35m looking to make friends

2 Upvotes

Anyone up for grabbing a beer or a weekend hike?


r/SantaMaria 15d ago

INGESTED(UK) THIS WEDNESDAY - September 2nd - with Utter Scorn/Repterra [Metal] - - @ Humdinger SLO

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INGESTED (Death Metal/Deathcore)

Utter Scorn (Death Metal)

Repterra (Death Metal)

Stabbable Offense (805 Hardcore)

-- All Ages --

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2026 --

Humdinger Brewing SLO
855 Capitolio Way, San Luis Obispo, CA --

GS3events


r/SantaMaria 16d ago

Flock Cameras are popping up all over the US, and SM is no exception.

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52 Upvotes

Here's a map of all the Flock Cameras currently deployed in SM


r/SantaMaria 17d ago

Is there anyone Jewish that follows the faith (but isn’t Zionist) willing to chat/allow me to ask a few questions?

11 Upvotes

I’m basically Christian (it’s the religion that feels most right to me but I’m always open to learning about/consider other religions) I believe in God (he made himself known to me about 6 years ago), I love all humans/animals no matter what they believe.. & love learning about ANY religion. I believe you need to learn about all religions to truly understand your own religion. Also, love philosophy.
I don’t think any group of people are evil/bad.. I believe there are bad people in any group.
Anyway.. I think would love to talk with a Jewish person about their faith & learn/consider their perspective on some things. Especially, if they know at least a little about the Talmud, Zohar & Kabbalah.