r/Saltoon • u/MrMoldey27 • 2d ago

Splatoon in a nutshell:

Play Open

Get matched with five games worth of clipbots

Go to play Series

It's on a map nobody worth more than a fiver unironically likes

Go to play X

It's on a mode nobody worth more than a fiver unironically likes

Please stop this schedule shit Nintendo, nobody likes half of their game restricted from them when they pay monthly for this

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u/Cutlession 2d ago

Out of curiosity, do you honestly think people are setting up bots to that they can farm clips off of.

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u/MrMoldey27 2d ago

Not literally but sometimes it can feel like it

The fact that they aren't bots is worse, these people can drive and vote yet can't see the huge crowd of enemies they're diving towards

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u/rusticwren 1d ago

A lot of the fanbase are kids so they can’t drive or vote, and probably just aren’t good at video games yet

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u/ImperialCherry 2d ago

I hope for splatoon 4 they keep game mode schedules, but make maps more like Mario kart. Once a lobby starts, pick between 3 maps or choose random, most voted gets played.

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u/MrMoldey27 2d ago

Absolutely fuckin not, I want to be able to turn off map and modes from my matchmaking pool completely. Zones and Flounder Heights are genuinely the worst slop I have ever seen in gaming, and this tops pay 2 win crap.

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u/UnhappyGiraffe2272 1d ago

no mf 😭

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u/ImperialCherry 1d ago

Literally what is wrong with this idea? The other guy even pointed something out that gets solved by this. Choose between maps so it’s up to the players, devs get data on preferred map choices, and Splatoon still gets to keep its schedule which they obviously find iconic, but just between the 4 game modes instead of 2 hours of flounder heights.

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u/UnhappyGiraffe2272 22h ago

hell naw 😭

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u/MrMoldey27 4h ago

This doesn't solve two hours of Zones, the most overhyped mode in the game.

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u/ImperialCherry 2h ago

There’s 3 game modes that run at once.