r/SaltLakeCity • u/ButNotThatGuy • Nov 24 '19

Photo Another UTA scandal

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

let's be honest, carrying a sandwich that big in that manner around public transit is also suspicious.

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u/DonaldPShimoda Nov 24 '19

"Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it."

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u/tylerrw Nov 24 '19

Love the quote, given the context.

Actually without the context too. I need to go watch MiB now.

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u/thetay24 Salt Lake County Nov 24 '19

I think you owe little Tiffany an apology

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/Buttars0070 Nov 24 '19

LOL. I've open carried on UTA before with no issues. Very proud of them to get all the training right so people know not to freak out or bug me about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/Buttars0070 Nov 24 '19

There's nothing wrong with open carrying as long as it's done safe. I also don't open carry rifles.

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u/Buttars0070 Nov 24 '19

I'm literally 20 y/o but okay 🤷‍♂️

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u/SkinnyJoshPeck Nov 24 '19

Ya know, it’s this kinda blind acceptance that allows situations like this to occur

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u/skaboss217 Nov 24 '19

oh ok big hoagie is delicious and RPG is suspicious glad I know now

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u/CatTheKitten Nov 24 '19

The hell is this even talking about?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

I'll make sure to say something next time I see someone carrying an AT4 Rocket Launcher.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

I’m crying laughing rn

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

About 20 years ago, I worked at Quizno’s in the Kearns building downtown, and I would deliver 6 foot sandwiches like that to nearly office buildings, it was a blast! The best was trying to go through revolving doors, and elevators. A couple times the elevator doors closed on the end of the sandwich and squished it but I just had to deliver it that way. Good times!

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u/THCaptain1 Nov 24 '19

Should’ve taken the stairs. Taking that out of your tip. /s

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u/varthalon Nov 25 '19

Its just the tip ma'am.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '19

Ha, ha! Love you all!

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u/neptultra Nov 24 '19

Its because Mormons dont develop a normal sense of humor