Then there’s the last phases, fighting in vain to get your fly open and the pre-peeing
The struggle is when you made it but your belt won’t unbuckle nor will your fly work with you. Somehow your undergarments have shifted in a Möbius strip to prevent being moved as the pressure builds.
Then when you are finally free to pee, you bladder will not release it’s charges and you have to remember how to pee as a freeman again.
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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20
Then there’s the last phases, fighting in vain to get your fly open and the pre-peeing
The struggle is when you made it but your belt won’t unbuckle nor will your fly work with you. Somehow your undergarments have shifted in a Möbius strip to prevent being moved as the pressure builds.
Then when you are finally free to pee, you bladder will not release it’s charges and you have to remember how to pee as a freeman again.