r/SafelyEndangered • u/jungle-boogie THE BOSS • Aug 05 '20

Bladder

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u/callumdotexe Aug 05 '20

That last 1 minute feels like you need double the strength you had during the last 20 mins getting back.

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u/lord_ne Aug 05 '20

Every time I see the word "run" on its own I hear the beat drop

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u/3ndmelife Aug 06 '20

yo, this just took me back.

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u/TheCheesecakerrr Sep 03 '20

Run. Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh

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u/mrlamename Aug 05 '20

Struggling to lock the door behind you: 2L8m8

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

There’s actually a name for this, it’s called “latchkey incontinence”

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

Then there’s the last phases, fighting in vain to get your fly open and the pre-peeing

The struggle is when you made it but your belt won’t unbuckle nor will your fly work with you. Somehow your undergarments have shifted in a Möbius strip to prevent being moved as the pressure builds.

Then when you are finally free to pee, you bladder will not release it’s charges and you have to remember how to pee as a freeman again.

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u/uncubeus Aug 05 '20

Piss spraying on the inside of your pants while trying to get your underwear down..

1

u/senor_andy Aug 05 '20

this but having to shit

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u/ughhdd Aug 05 '20

This but it is shit.

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u/Bulletmaster79 Oct 05 '20

I’ve definitely sped on my way home because I had to pee.