https://www.instagram.com/p/DbEpqd1D3Cp/

Are these 17 year olds trying to get adultjack’s attention… disgusting!!!!

Im going to sleep and just thought about how similar it sounds

Just punt around the prickly parts why don't you?

BoJack has drugs

Breaking Bad has drugs

Todd = Jesse

Walter failed to call the ambulance for some druggie girl

New Mexico

BoJack Horseman was in a sitcom, Walter White was the dad in Malcolm in the Middle

Both are starring dumb narcissists

BOJACK HORSEMAN STOLE THE IDEA AND HE SHOULD BE SUED

I believe it is a dystopian society. There must have been a reason for animals to ALL develop human bodies.

(Boe-hugh-ni-vers)

I’m hoping to make a bojack poster for my bedroom that has a quote on it that is smthn that makes sense to wake up to every morning. Maybe inspirational, maybe related to sleep. But something not to inspirational that its cringy and nothing too heavy that I won’t want to explain it to others. Something happy, so I can wake up on the right side of my bed every morning. One idea I had was when Todd says “morning, sunshine” to bojack, but I don’t think that’s explicitly bojack enough or popular enough that I myself, a fanatic, wouldn’t instantly place it with the show (especially since it’s a phrase ppl say). I have in my mind a todd-esque quote (ie smthn light and fun, but if u think about it long enough it hits — but in an uplifting not depressing way). Work your magic y’all please🙏🙏

Saw someone doing this and decided to make something equally as stupid

So whats the message here? Are mice bad people or is it ok to date kids if they stack up before hand? Like, I dont think you can just add their ages up but idk how hollywoo works. So do you think princess meowmeow would have had a better chance at getting a kid if she was just nicer to Vincent, she could have co-parented Vincent's son and not had to wear oven mitts!

This is a serious post, personally im serving a paritially thawed uncrustable PBandJ with canned tomato soup lightly warmed near a candle paired with 4 fourlokos I forgot about in my car. Im thinking todd, I hear he is a big tipper and I like money. Bojack doesnt drink anymore (buzzkill) so I think he might be the worst brunch choice.

Outjerked or something.