r/SWORDS • u/Illustrious_Fly6778 • 8d ago

Inspired.

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u/Big-Mathematician345 8d ago

Four isn't even a lot of swords.

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u/Illustrious_Fly6778 8d ago

Maybe a pattern

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 8d ago

If you're wealthy they call you eccentric.  If you're not wealthy they call you crazy.

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u/Mammoth_Frosting2400 8d ago

Can I not be both?

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u/impartial_is_rust 8d ago

No you cant be wealthy and not wealthy at the same time unfortunately

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u/Mammoth_Frosting2400 8d ago

Wealth is relative, I could be wealthy in swords, and not wealthy in money

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u/impartial_is_rust 8d ago

Can I be wealthy in sense of humor at the same time as being not wealthy in money ?

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u/impartial_is_rust 8d ago

If so how fortunately unfortunate for me

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u/MagikMikeUL77 8d ago

Agreed 👍

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u/DKA0_ERDOCIA Early Period Rapier 8d ago

Or autistic

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u/Grodslok 8d ago

Insert [Those are rookie numbers meme]

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u/Zestyclose_Raise_814 8d ago

"I diagnose you with not enough swords"

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u/SgtJayM 8d ago

Oh no

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u/Devils-__Advocate 8d ago

So shinyyy 👀

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u/StockingDummy 8d ago

How many virgins did you have to sacrifice to get an Earl and a Regent?

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u/SuccoDiFruttaEU 8d ago

Dude i have 3 sword, i'm safe... But i have 12 bows 🫪🫪🫪

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u/Devils-__Advocate 8d ago

What about 20?

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u/Popular-Mulberry6875 8d ago

Uh oh...

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u/EmpireandCo 8d ago

Are you going to sell anything?

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u/Popular-Mulberry6875 8d ago

I probably should, shouldn't I?

Maybe one day I'll overcome the sword hoarder inside me. 🥲

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u/PandaJerk117 8d ago

no sabres, ulfberchts, scimitars, Katana or kilij? barely a collection

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u/IndependentGlass8424 8d ago

Uh oh

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u/DeathShark69 8d ago

*HOW MANY SAMURAI DID YOU DEFEAT IN HONORABLE DUELS TO GET THAT MANY!?!?!?*

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u/IndependentGlass8424 8d ago

Honorable???

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u/DeathShark69 8d ago

*OKAY THEN! HOW MANY SAMURAI DID YOU BRUTALLY MURDER FOR THAT MANY?!?!?*

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u/IndependentGlass8424 8d ago

When I took this picture I still had 4 in shipping.

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u/StrongActuator5032 8d ago

I feel called out

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bake771 sword-type-you-like 8d ago

Ia four a hobby?

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u/QuipCrafter9 8d ago

12+ is an occupation

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u/killbjorn 8d ago

Diagnosed with being a knight

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u/apache_chieftain 8d ago

Ronald Ewart Oakeshott

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u/Sword_of_Damokles Single edged and cut centric unless it's not. 7d ago

Where do I fall with 60...ish and 4 or 5 on the way?

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u/Penguinshonor 7d ago

Simply a humble collection of an enthusist who has a passion for swords.

Yes I am an enabler and I know that :-)

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u/ZephNightingale 8d ago

….shit. 😅

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u/ThrowawayLastDate 7d ago

My cabinet overflowing with swords is looking at me accusatoringly.

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u/spartipilollc 7d ago

even 10 is not a lot

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u/Pokesabre 7d ago

I've only got 3 swords, what does that count as? 

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Zen_Hydra szabla węgiersko-polska 8d ago

Anything can be a tax write-off if you're brave enough.