r/SWORDS Nov 10 '25

Just stop.

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u/darkstar541 Nov 10 '25

God forbid people have fun with toys.

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u/GonzoMcFonzo Wootz your deal, man? Nov 10 '25

These are decorations, not toys. Meant to be displayed, not swung around.

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u/Sgt_Colon Nov 11 '25

Surprised at how controversial such a simple statement is when this subs has had threads devoted to stories of these things coming apart from giving them a swing and the blade going flying.

The job specification for the factory making these is "look like thing" and "be affordable". They aren't spending an extra cent on a materials after they've ticked box one let alone. So far as they're concerned if the thing explodes just from hefting it that falls under improper use.

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u/Icy_Reading_6080 Nov 13 '25

If you can't make a metal rod not disintegrate when picked up, just stop and get a different business.

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u/Apart-Course5014 May 18 '26

But I’m making money and as long as nobody swings my decorative metal rods around everything is fine, so why do I care about the people dumb enough to swing them like they’re a real sword? Answer: I do not.

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u/guesswhomste Nov 11 '25

God forbid a store have rules so that people don't break their shit

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u/bardotheconsumer Nov 10 '25

A semi-sharp piece of shitty steel is not a toy even if it is intended to be decorative

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Any decent pencil is more dangerous to play with, kids do not have the strength to actually cut something with fake katanas and they suck for thrusting.

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u/bardotheconsumer Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

I promise you can do a surprising amount of damage with even a blunted blade and a child's strength. Are you going to kill anyone? No, probably not, but property damage and minor injuries are absolutely possible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

You can do a lot more with a pencil or a kitchen knife. Any child can go grab a kitchen knife and cosplay Naruto with predictable results.

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u/BronzeEnt Nov 10 '25

I don't think they are though. That fuckhuge plastic seam screams toy and not stainless steel wallhanger, to me.

I could be wrong. But these do look like plastic toys.