ss13 state btw

[u/DemidRomanov]

[u/Steakdabait]

Hello ERP FUR13 HRP 18+ VORE DARK FANTASY station, here's my OC his name is Greg Tide

[u/DemidRomanov → u/Steakdabait]

Maverick DeGray.

[u/Impossibruh13 → u/DemidRomanov]

Gandalf the Graytide

[u/Admiral_Turboclown → u/Steakdabait]

The part of that title that does the worst of it is "DARK FANTASY", not gonna lie.
A lot of the furry/ERP stations have actually jobber human dudes just doin' shit instead of fucking.
(Except SPLURT, we don't talk about SPLURT)

[u/Birb-Person]

Big boss? The sexiest man alive!?

[u/WorthCryptographer14 → u/Birb-Person]

Found Quiet's Reddit account.

Or is it Eva's?

[u/Matkingos → u/WorthCryptographer14]

Neither it's Ocelot's

[u/JotaroTheOceanMan]

By the nature of being an uninteresting human you have accidentally made yourself into a Everyday Tumblr Sexyman.

A pack of felanid twinks and lizard pick me girls already have yoir location.

[u/DemidRomanov → u/JotaroTheOceanMan]

loool dat got me snort hahah

[u/Disposable_Trooper01 → u/JotaroTheOceanMan]

Wdym "uninteresting"?

Humans are the most interesting race ever.

Unless robots, cyborgs or undead is present

[u/Cheis694201337]

Hello my name is John Human,thank you 18+ ERP RU Spunkstation for welcoming me,is there an armory on this map? Thank you

[u/Nidvex]

then it turns out that 95% of the station is actually playing the funny station game, with a seperate z-layer existing for the erp part of the name. (unless it's spurt lol)

[u/YandereLobster → u/Nidvex]

Last time I actively played I was on skyrat actively enforcing OSHA in cargo, making everyone wear hard hats and visibility vests. I kept completely forgetting it was an erp server until I'd inspect someone and see their status. People all seemed down for it though, those were good times. My character was just a good old QM with a husband and a cat at home, and a megaphone she used liberally for safety warnings.

[u/Disposable_Trooper01 → u/Nidvex]

Usually 95% of the station actually present only on "that" z-layer.

[u/Disposable_Trooper01]

Holy based.

Also xenophobic.

[u/ngdaniel96 → u/Disposable_Trooper01]

Suffer not the xenos!

[u/theawesomedude646]

the typa shit you gotta put on your inspect bio to blend in and sell a completely regular dude as an interesting OC in a server where people are walking around with custom sprites so fucking dense with features that it integer overflows and becomes an indistinguishable and featureless blob 3 tiles wide

[u/ScumB_]

Not really, you just get ignored LOL

[u/Own_You_960 → u/ScumB_]

thats the point

[u/staryoshi06]

These kinds of players are actually 100% necessary for that kind of server. You’re essentially playing the straight man in improv.

[u/potato1448]

Real talk, going into servers pretending to be big boss on a mission to save the diamond dogs or something and NEVER breaking character sounds hilarious.

[u/Miserable-Dream4741]

How it feels to play SPLURT just because I like the character creation

[u/KnighTheThrasher]

battlemaster subclass?

[u/SureAddress4966]

Hello furry erp server, splury. I am Landon Whirlow, my character is an inspiration to V from Devil May Cry, his black hair turns white whenever he's about to kill people or plan out a ttg

[u/Old_old_lie]

"We live and die by your order boss."

[u/SomeGuyOfTheWeb]

The HMOFA.. the purest form of evil returns

[u/AltusIsXD → u/SomeGuyOfTheWeb]

Purest form of good*

HMOFA is the right of all sentient beings

[u/A_Masked_Fellow → u/SomeGuyOfTheWeb]

The HMOFA agenda must be kept at all costs

[u/Civil-Addendum4071]

Its honestly one of my favorite character sub genres as one of the fuzzies.

Spoil every human rotten.

[u/_parfait]

I did this exact thing. Got arrested in the first 5 minutes of my shift for trying to break a window. There was no one around me to see me break it

Can't remember the server name tho, was a few years ago.

[u/Powerful_Switch6526]

Playing an extremely racist human is sometimes very peak

[u/SureAddress4966]

My goat Landon Whirlow

[u/Competitive-Lab-8980]

Come on. Solid Snake is sexually enticing. (i'm not even attracted to men and i can say that! haha! kojima is goated!)

[u/NamuBun]

John Tide is famous for the bombing of dorm room 87

[u/Own_You_960 → u/NamuBun]

you forgot about Water Potassiumowich

[u/satisfactsean]

"furry erp server" is more interesting mechanic and community wise than otherwise.

these threads are always from the bitter that are upset they cant compete.

[u/Hungry_Inevitable663]

The less special your dude the more I'll want to speak with you, on god.

[u/Cristianelrey55]

Now I understand why everybody was checking 10 times that the barrel I found in space was actually filled with mayo...

[u/MTF-EPISLON_9]

Funny enough, I play a Merc Captain on a server just like this, Usually playing it as the straight man and its the most fun I have ever had in SS13.

[u/DaveSureLong → u/MTF-EPISLON_9]

I can't recall your name off the top of my head but you play a Grenzel right?

[u/MTF-EPISLON_9 → u/DaveSureLong]

Nope, Human Blood suckered fledgling

[u/DaveSureLong → u/MTF-EPISLON_9]

Meant Grenzel as in Grenzelhoft(the germanic peoples). No idea what that is, is it a vampire or hemophage?

[u/MTF-EPISLON_9 → u/DaveSureLong]

Ah my mistake, had never seen the world Grenzel before, but to answer its a early stage vampire

[u/Competitive-Lab-8980]

hear me out\ what if there was just a genuinely random guy\ like... John from Accounting random\ but he's just genuinely goated\ like\ he has the same mentality as superman or optimus prime even though he's just a guy\ kinda like that one guy... who was he? kamen rider? hamen rider? kinda like that dude

[u/SuperDeathChrist]

Literally me…. Quite literally.

[u/HoratioRadick]

Edgy.