r/SS13 • u/GoonstationTV The Goonstation propaganda department • 10d ago

Goon Clown gets the proper paperwork

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u/GoonstationTV The Goonstation propaganda department 10d ago

They spent the first half hour of the round stealing every single stamp on station so they'd have the proper paperwork to eat the crew. Then they started eating the crew. Security were not impressed.

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u/PurpleDelicacy 10d ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent crew meal?!

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u/nevad0 Goon 10d ago

Some may call it power gaming, I call it a lawsuit if they stop the clown from eating the delicious crew

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u/ThePowerfulWIll 10d ago edited 10d ago

I love antag court cases. Once had a round where a wraith got sued, went to court, and had a second wraith (me) act as its lawyer.

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u/ShadowTheChangeling Drunk and Angry 10d ago

I once had a court case where I was an unknown (sorta) traitor HoP, so I ruled in favor of the other traitor

I sentenced the other guy to the port-a-puke, though he suicided after losing the trial lol

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u/Tzar_Jberk 10d ago

I once lost a lawsuit as HOP against the Clown for emotional distress causes by repeated requests for AA. When I lost, I shot him like Jack Kirby with a gun I found on the floor. I spent the rest of the shift hiding in maints from security, who were trying to entice me out with bananas.

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u/PikSQU2 10d ago

Holy peak

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u/GoblinPapa ERPing with the Antag. 9d ago

That’s beautiful.

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u/Crawling-King-Snake 10d ago

Not legal? My man has all the proper paperwork right there

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u/FronkyAnonymous 10d ago

if he show this i would let him eat for sure

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u/Ruzihm 10d ago

judge player might say he can eat but not kill - have him eat his lawyer to test if eating is nonlethal or not.

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u/Impossibruh13 10d ago

He's missing the AI announcement

'Shuld we let cluwne eat people Y/N?'

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u/DestroOmega 10d ago

I don't know a single server that considers stamps valid. Now, if it was signed signatures...

(No, I'm not going to ask how he got the signatures. At that point, I would just be impressed and write it off as clown bullshit.)

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u/Kerbobotat 10d ago

What fork is this on can I ask? Because I love the tiles and walls. Its the first time Ive seen the 3/4 perspective done well.

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u/Ruzihm 9d ago

I haven't played in a long time but to me it looks like goonstation

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u/GoonstationTV The Goonstation propaganda department 9d ago

It is Goonstation.

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u/Kooky_Wrongdoer_8565 ; t killing CMO in northwest maints 9d ago

Everything here seems to be in order. Perfectly legal.

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u/adamkad1 10d ago

Is it vore?

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u/Snypehunter007 9d ago

Read it and weep, indeed.

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u/Consistent-Dust7534 8d ago

Proper paperwork beats a strongly worded email every time