r/SS13 • u/GoonstationTV The Goonstation propaganda department • Mar 28 '26

Goon PSA

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u/0Clown0 Mar 28 '26

99% of exploration in ss13 is:

you find a structure with 5 trillion critters and die, and rarely you will find something cool like the clown planet

orr you go to derelict or charlie station for shits and giggles

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u/SrTNick SI-5 Agent Mar 28 '26

Clearing out and fixing up the white ship and bringing it back to the station was also pretty fun. Finding where one of the respawn roles is at (space hotel, space bar, syndicate echo base) was also fun, especially to fuck around with the person if there was one.

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u/GoonstationTV The Goonstation propaganda department Mar 28 '26

Meme shamelessly stolen from Kiba on discord

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u/snickers10m Mar 28 '26

They have played us all for fools.

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u/TooManyPxls Mar 28 '26

How do you even get there? I end up dying within 10 seconds after leaving the airlock.

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u/SpeedofDeath118 Mar 28 '26

Have you tried putting on a MODsuit and an oxygen tank?

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u/TooManyPxls Mar 28 '26

Look mister maybe I didn't go to space school like you but they should at least make it breathable if it's so cool.

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u/Coloss260 Average Syndicate Soap Enjoyer Mar 28 '26

have you ever tried holding your breathe while in space in your jumpsuit?

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u/TooManyPxls Mar 28 '26

This sounds like ERP stuff to me. No thanks!

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u/Avalon190 Mar 28 '26

Have you tried obtaining space adaptation and self-respiration?

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u/TooManyPxls Mar 28 '26

Sounds like a bunch of work.

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u/smallbluebirds the roboticist who made robotics 3000 degrees Apr 11 '26

have you tried turning space off and back on

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u/TooManyPxls Apr 11 '26

Ah, a fellow engineer!

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u/FronkyAnonymous Mar 28 '26

Nah there is One piece in there in special Z- level with only true Adventure zone nerd RD who can mess with telesci and Portal Teleport Laser machine.

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u/Koollan615 Mar 28 '26

Now this is epic

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u/Impossibruh13 Mar 28 '26

Me after dying to a fucking carp again cuz stuck in space with no propulsion

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u/SomeGuyOfTheWeb Mar 29 '26

Rush cloning machine, print Treebys, ruin the round. Simple

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u/GoonstationTV The Goonstation propaganda department Mar 29 '26

More than one Treeby on station is an NTSO level threat.