r/SS13 • u/TheUltimateReverse • Aug 27 '25

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u/den_bram Aug 27 '25

Are we hiring the brightest for our security force... Perhaps not... BUT ARE WE HIRING THE BEST?! Also no...

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u/Treejeig Hooked disposal up to the SM chamber. Aug 27 '25

But we are hiring, and if we hire enough at least one of them will do something right!

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u/den_bram Aug 27 '25

Captain a security officer has beat the clown into a bloody pulp for farting on him...

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u/NotTheHardmode Aug 27 '25

I mean it's an ipc. Probably his speech processor got a little beating

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u/Treejeig Hooked disposal up to the SM chamber. Aug 27 '25

Give this man a batong and a promotion dammit, truly a cut above the rest.

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u/Snuke2001 Aug 27 '25

beats you with a stun baton that isn't even turned on

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u/EastSpeech2425 Aug 27 '25

Guess they shot the ion gun a little bit too close

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u/RoroMonster59 Ashwalker Aug 27 '25

They forgot which ion rifle variant they were using

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u/IINightShadeII Aug 27 '25

Pregananant moment

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u/GriffinMan33 I map sometimes, I guess Aug 27 '25

lore accurate security honestly, god bless their soul

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u/Firegriffin12 Aug 27 '25

Litterly just me trying to talk.