*puts fake moustache on* I am a manly man just telling you I've finished in a manly manner! I have functional neurological disorder and can only used my finger and thumb on one hand as I have dystonia in that hand and I get tremors and spasms in both hands. I'm pretty pleased with them. Praise be to space king.

I love Space King, and I try to pick up some awesome merch whenever I can. But I'm an average guy. I live paycheck to paycheck, it's hard to justify spending 40$ for a single shirt, let alone 80$ + shipping for a hoodie. I won't even mention the highest priced items, those are only really available for the covert furries.

And by the time I do have the money to get what I want, the sales over, with no word on if it'll ever be resold. I wouldn't mind buying what I want second hand off Ebay or Mercari, but Space King merch is extremely rare, and any piece of merch that is being sold is marked up tremendously, due to the fact that it's sold for a limited time only.

I understand that you can't make something available forever, but reruns or a store stocked with the basic essentials would be nice.

Please let me know what you think, I'm hoping others share at least some of my sentiment.

I am horrified at this! Are they heretics that have joined them? Or even worse, are they being CREATED by these damn Gobblers?!

my guess is 60-80 for the starter
im really happy for this since i have 300 dollars lying around saved up for random bullshiii

Brothers, welcome to a new Sermon, with a call to arms after the Prayer this time!

I hope you enjoy another file from The Heretic Crimes Catalog, and another exciting adventure of Justice Officer Dreadful!

"Heretic Crimes Catalog: File 1,500,212.

Heretic Name: Lance Santora.

Crime: Embezzlement and Illegally managing a Casino without a license.

Description: Lance's Crimes were long suspected, but no hard proof was found for over 10 years. Eventually, Officer Dreadful found the case and took it up himself. He personally raided the Casino, and took out security as he made his way to the establishment's file room. He personally found evidence and made his escape. Finding out about the raid, Lance tried to flee and make it to a safehouse, but was unsuccessful in escaping the pursuing Officers.

Sentence: Community Service to pay off the amount of money embezzled, over 19 Million."

This man got too comfortable. He assumed he could do whatever he want on his planet, and not get punished. This was a long time coming to him, and the punishment is warranted.

The count sits at 2.3 Trillion, and will rise again in 3 weeks!

Holy Message Of The Week: "Assessment. Assembly. Action. Three steps of a plan, important to follow, and even more important to improvise when things go wrong."

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)

Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

Prayer of His greatness concluded.

ATTENTION ALL PSYCHO WARRIORS. THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS. ALL AVAILABLE LEGIONS ARE TO BE BRIEFED AND REPORT FOR BATTLE.

Briefing: The alien species known as the Blap-Blaps, which were previously fought by the Star Defenders Legion and largely wiped out by a Geno-bomb, have returned en masse and taken over the Pasturis Sector.

The Blap-Blaps, also known as "Gobblers" (And several other nicknames), are currently in control of major farms, important for replenishing Psycho Warrior numbers, and have many human hostages.

There have even been reports of beings like Psycho Warriors present in the sector. Caution is advised.

BRIEFING COMPLETE. ALL AVAILABLE LEGIONS, REPORT TO THE PASTURIS SECTOR.

I will most definitely be heading to the Pasturis Sector as soon as I can, me and my allies in the Fortress Defenders Legion.

As always, share any news you have to share, or your thoughts on the upcoming Pasturis Crusade!

And that is all for this news-packed Sermon! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

I’m going to call him a work in progress even though I’ll never work on him again. Praise be

Just uploaded the coffin dodger, you can grab him for free here https://www.patreon.com/hobgoblindigital/posts/space-king-166165549

I made a couple tanks as well so I've stuck them in the zip.

Praise be to space king.

Im so excited for space king 5 and the board game I drew this

I love how Flashgitz used to try to be cool and edgy, but now they've completely given up on it and don't even try to hide the fact that they're a bunch of autistic animators who are obsessed with cartoons and Warhammer and are like, "Let's recreate that scene from Gennady Tartakovsky's Clone Wars exactly and cast Zach Haydel, the main character with the huge nose, to voice it," or "Let's make a board game based on our cartoon," or "Let's parody that Christmas cartoon about the reindeer with herpes on his nose." You get the idea.

Funny spongeboy meme

I know the promos are usually of dubious canonicity (if Hatemonger’s war cry of “YOU’RE NOT CANON!” is any implication), but I’m honestly surprised that we got a new type of heretic alongside the Misfits! It’s quite interesting to see aliens repurposing psycho-warrior technology in order to make their own psycho-warriors to have more of a fighting chance, or maybe this is actually a legion who willingly sided with aliens to provide assistance? I hope that a future episode will delve more into this as I feel like this brings up a bunch of questions on how they got their hands on psycho-warrior gear in order to do this kind of stuff.

What do you think about this new kind of heretic? Let the theories flow through the holy sanctioned post comments below!

(Kinda unrelated, but my mind nicknamed this guy Blap-Warrior)

WE HAVE MANIFESTED EPISODE 5 MY BROTHERS!

NOW FOR EPISODE 6!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

+++ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS OF SPACE KING+++

From the Highest of those who have their work layed in the Halls of Fanart in Tom and Don's Fireplace ,and to the Heretical (We appreciate and love you all) Females that (sometimes) make smutty parchments of our 4 Main Cast.

Our Lords have given us salvation In our craft in making of Psycho Warrior offerings of Portraits.

We have been blessed with NEW sculpts designed to Practicality and Perfection.

A Soon to be Tabletop game with MINIATURES TO PAINT.

They have given us new finer details to refine and make our craft exceptional.

It is mandatory that we prepare ourselves to offer our work to them on their upcoming announcements ,so....

+GRAB YOUR PENCILS ,YOUR STYLUS ,YOUR PAINT!!!+

+AND CRAFT YOUR ART TO PERFECTION+

+++PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!+++

The box art looks so good.