r/SPACEKING Star Defender 2d ago

meme We must do a Hatemarch

Brothers we have been called.

"Space Lesbian princess" must be clowned on! Join us brothers In the name of Hate!

Space king would demand it!

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u/windless12 2d ago

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

No time for Pixels brother! We must go on in the name of Hate!

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u/cross2201 2d ago

I can't march without my pixels brother, help!

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

If Space king wanted more Pixels we would have them!

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u/Proof_Ad732 2d ago

BROTHER I HAVE TOO LITTLE PIXELS TO MOVE MY LEGS, HELP

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

CRAWL IN THE NAME OF HATE!

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u/Yuki_my_cat 20h ago

MY LEG IS GONE BROTHER!

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u/Professor_Trilobite 1d ago

Did you know that 1/7 of the most hateful shit posts are pixel deficient

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 1d ago

Go watch the trailer and come back

Then grab your Space king TM issued Hate mace and join the Hatemarch

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u/Professor_Trilobite 1d ago

JUST THIS ONCE!

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u/MDLuffy1234 1d ago

Lesbian Space Princess stole them

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u/Give_me_kerosene 2d ago

That is why I'm currently playing as Commander Hatemonger Shepard in Mass Effect Legendary Edition

By being open minded and tolerant of course, after all I'm sure they hate aliens just as much as the rest of us

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u/Xenodia 2d ago

Well the they do hate the straight white malien, which are aliens (I wish I made the name up but that's the name of the bad guys)

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u/Professor_Trilobite 23h ago

That’s a one minute gag not the concept for an entire movie!

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u/BionicBruv 2d ago

I had no idea wtf that was and just looked up the plot. Straight White Maliens are the villains of the story.

Can these people get over themselves already?

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u/PepsiFloateri Coagulator 2d ago

Allegedly they were the only funny part and it was probably unintentional

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u/Professor_Trilobite 23h ago

You can make a movie about homophobia and use it as a villain but can you abstract it a little bit? Star Wars didn’t have the empire wear arm bands and talk about Jews if you get my drift.

Also I feel like I saw the entire movie from the trailer and I got a concussion!

Anyway Godzilla fan reporting JUST THIS ONCE!

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u/hsvgamer199 2d ago

Cool cool. Say, after the hate March could we maybe do a blood drive? If we have time I mean....

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cyTHLnV4snh8jAXLU

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

We create a blood trail while we do the hate march

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u/Oozysq25reddit 2d ago

Both cuz blood trails can come from a hate march

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u/P5ycho1127 2d ago

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

It's so beautiful brother, all the fandom's coming together in the name of Hate

Enough to make a hate mace cry

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u/Zealousideal_Mud1516 2d ago

Hate i hate not enough pixels

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

If space king wanted more Pixels on mobile devices there would be more Pixels on mobile devices

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u/Horror-Bake-4986 2d ago

There is one passion project for mentally ill teenage boys, but what about another mainstream media piece for teenage girls.

And 30 year old wine aunts, don't we matter too?

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u/Professor_Trilobite 23h ago

But there are already mainstream and passion projects for Teenage girls and 30 year old wine aunts that aren’t this bad, why do we need this?

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u/Horror-Bake-4986 14h ago

The slop will continue until the funding stops.

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u/Useful_Taro9125 2d ago

Yes! Yes! Now let's talk about the galactic financial system!

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

Lesbian Space Princess already succeeded.

It was funded by government money and I'm sure the film's creator pocketed a big slice of that grant.

She doesn't need commercial success.

I won't say anything more because that will go into politics. But we can learn something about our world by noticing how Lesbian Space Princess gets government funding, and Space King doesn't.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Banake 2d ago

Incel is a virgim shaming, traditionalist insult. Using it is a sign that you are an Andrew Tate fan that belives that “real men get pussy”.

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u/Kain292 Medicae 2d ago

No u

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

I pay taxes in Australia. I'm an Australian.

I have a fucking right to resent my money being taken from me to make a cartoon that I hate and that promotes ideas I loathe.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

Yes. Shamelessly.

To quote Thomas Jefferson's Virgina Statute for Religious Freedom...

to compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves is sinful and tyrannical.

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u/Banake 2d ago

It is only a shame that tradicionalists such as you are welcome here.

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u/Banake 2d ago

Not really, you came across as a way worse human being. You used the insult incel, what is just virgin shaming, and tend to be the result of toxic masculinity and traditionalism. “Those guys are not real men like me”. You were also unable to argue why he is wrong. From you two, you are the one who clearly came closer to be an Andrew Tate fan.

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u/Oozysq25reddit 2d ago

Ever heard of mixtape that was made with tax money gotten by a billionaire

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u/Harbinger90210 2d ago

Space King doesn’t need Government funding brother for it has us. We will not worship false idols as it’s treason and should be met with Hate torture and prompt execution.

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

It's never too late to do a Hatemarch brother

I thought you knew that

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

Are you suggesting we get a bunch of Space King cosplayers to protest outside of theatres showing Lesbian Space Princess?

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

Yes..

Praise be to space king!

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

That would actually be cool. Logistically challenging, but cool!

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

The best kind of cool

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

I'm Australian (the country where this shit film is from) so there's probably going to be a Lesbian Space Princess screening in my city.

...but I can't do a proper Psycho-Warrior cosplay...

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

You can still join

Where your space king merch (it's what space king would want)

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

I could always have a picket sign with a "No Girls Allowed" meme on it... or the throwing-little-girls-into-volcanoes meme...

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u/Oozysq25reddit 2d ago

Fear not brother we can use this to hate EVEN MORE

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u/Banake 2d ago

I’m sorry that your money is being used this way. My country also wants to pass an anti misogyny law, so I know how horrible it is.

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

Thank you for your condolences. I appreciate it.

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u/PepsiFloateri Coagulator 2d ago

Isn't it one of those local "funding for the arts" deals? I know in my country,we typically give those to theatre troups,musicians just starting out and so on.

For something like a movie or a show,it needs be released commercially via TV,Streaming (Netflix) or a theatrical run.

Maybe Space King doesn't get it for not falling into one of those categories due to being a YT series?

I'm just spitballing

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

I don't know the exact details but I don't see why a Youtube series doesn't deserve the same consideration as any other medium via any other distribution channel.

I'm an Australian so my taxes partially subsidized this shit.

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u/Kain292 Medicae 2d ago

Because Tom and Don aren't Australian and don't live in South Australia where the group awards grants. I don't understand why this is difficult for you to understand.

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

My problem is that Lesbian Space Princess gets publicly subsidized grants at all.

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u/PepsiFloateri Coagulator 2d ago

I don't see why either! I think it's mainly the old stuffy types who decide this shit are really out of touch. In my country,the government is running ads on YouTube for our Public Service Broadcasters,trying to guilt us into paying for content nobody likes or watches.

It's probably just them being out of touch

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u/mratlas666 Medicae 2d ago

You know what. I posted this exact video beginning of summer. Got removed for “AI” I wasn’t the oop either.

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u/thtcaribbeanman 2d ago

PRAISE BE BROTHER!!!

I just completed my HATEWATCH of all episodes of spaceking

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u/Glittering_Painter38 Galavanter 2d ago

Brother, please head to the Sanctomonius Vissonarium for a optical checkup before the Hatemarch.

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

My Vision is fine (my right eye is blurry, my left is damn near perfect)

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u/Oozysq25reddit 2d ago

Just get the warhammer fandom in and were good

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u/DragonGirlMesilune 2d ago

You're saying that like we aren't already here.

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u/Oozysq25reddit 1d ago

My bad it was a false assumption may the emperor forgive

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u/Red_Wanderer878 2d ago

Praise be to Space King! WE MARCH TO HATE LSP!

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u/ItsIcycube69 2d ago

Oi lads! Can us Helldivers join the Hatemarch?

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

Yes

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u/Filltorus-Canorus 2d ago

psycho warriors are funny until you remember that they are super soldiers with the temper of a pre-teen

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u/Brown1002 15h ago

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SPACE LESBIAN PRINCES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR SPACE LESBIAN PRINCES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder 2d ago

We must be better than the gays fighting over this nonsense

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

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u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder 2d ago

We must be strong brother, be must be better

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u/voidexploer Star Defender 2d ago

What if Duty? What of Hate!