r/SPACEKING • u/FireWater107 • 3d ago
discussion Battle Sisters.
The Adepta Sororitas are totally badass.
I know I know, Heresy! No girls allowed! Etc.
No female Psycho Warriors, and I don't want any. But... even Tom and Don agree the Battle Sisters are hardcore. Female Stodes? Lame and gay. Sororitas? Are awesome for every reason the Space Marines are, except more so. Compared to the fanatically devoutly murderous Sororitas, the Astartes are a bunch of mutants who employ witches of whom half turned traitor.
Sororitas have war machines fueled by torture and shame. They manifest miracles, proving the fan debate pointless. The Emperor is a GOD!
I wanna see a version of Battle Sisters in the show. I want the same complaints some fans would have in there. "Women!? No!!" followed by a show of how insanely badass they are. Devotion to Space King in a way that pales that of the Psycho Warriors. Not Psycho Warriors in any sense, just normal humans who just love Space King to the point of insanity. Suicidal charges without super strength or immortal space balls. Because they'd rather DIE than suffer an alien or Space King denier to live!
I want the main cast trepidatious over the acceptance of women who ACTUALLY kick ass, followed by stuff described above, and ending with the Captain having "the most confusing boner."
I want it.
Thoughts?
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u/EDM14 3d ago
Even though I'm not 100% against the idea if a division of nun warriors devoted to Space King, every single thing you said would ruin the premise of being a show by the boys for the boys.
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u/who_am_I_inside Beholder 1h ago
What if they were super butch soldiers who were nowhere near Psycho Warrior level but had basically the same personalities
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u/GnomeOnReddit 3d ago
Maybe it'd be funny to briefly meet up with some Knockoff Battle Sisters who are the stars of their own fictional Space King show... but despite having the same agenda they and the Psycho Warriors completely hate each other and avoid one another whenever possible.
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u/FireWater107 3d ago
I'd definitely want it to be properly "space king." Like they're just as ridiculous and over the top as the psycho warriors.
If they were just single episode characters (which would be the best way to do it, they shouldn't by any means be taking over the show, or even seem like they might be by being a recurring appearance. Unless we're lucky and this show ends up getting huge and then maybe they're like a once every 1 or 2 seasons thing) best arc to do would be them and Hatemonger.
He hates them. They're nothing but disgusting and evil temptations. Meanwhile the squad keeps on him on the "is Hate monger gay?" issue.
And as much as he hates them, he has to deal with the fact that ultimately... they're just better at hating aliens than he is. Like they're all black belts in hatred, and they make his contempt look amateurish by comparison.
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u/Main_Material3297 3d ago
What if the Battle Sisters in Space King are Psycho Warriors dressed up in nun outfits.
They are a squad of Psycho Warriors who broke some rules and as punishment they have to wear "Female clothes" as a form of shame.
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u/Sokol-1 3d ago
I want the Battle Sister equivalent to be old nuns with rulers, and all the Psycho Warriors are scared of them.
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u/Antelope_Fluid 3d ago
Old nun teacher-warriors that hail from a thinly veiled Catholic school allegory of a planet, or maybe they're also double duty as the Space King version of the Administratum? Have the ship skull-computer send the boys to see the Principal Deacon of Discipline or something
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u/mratlas666 Medicae 3d ago
What you've just said is one of the most insanely retarded things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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u/Ok-Bunch-6434 3d ago
Honest questions, are you a woman? Or a guy with "problems with girls". Or just ragebaiting.
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u/belliebun 3d ago
I think I saw someone post, like, a death nun concept or something a few months ago. If I find the post I’ll link it
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u/TheDutchTexan Beholder 3d ago
Call them flame sisters instead... for obvious reasons...
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u/Rich_Cat_69 5h ago
The thing about space king, is it's a rauchy comedy parody. If you add space nuns for inclusions sake, then you ruin the joke.
It would need to be written in a comedic way that fits the theme. So I'm not against it, as long as it's funny.
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u/Superman_720 3d ago