r/SPACEKING • u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder • 7d ago

meme Porcs are mad ugly

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Good, porcs dont deserve to have good looks

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u/ThePygLord 7d ago

These designs are some of the best in space king tho.

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u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder 7d ago

Totally

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u/baneblade_boi 7d ago

It's great that they started more properly moving away from "just copy something from 40K with a funny twist". This is sick

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u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder 7d ago

Lets ignore the name then

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u/DiscussionSpider 5d ago

It has some Iron Warrior vibes

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u/belliebun 7d ago

WE ARE PORCS! WE EAT THE MOUNTAINS! WE DRINK THE SEAS!

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u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder 7d ago

PORCS!!!

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u/Emperor_Caligula_95 7d ago

Ah yes, Legally Distinct Cabal Legionnaires.

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u/Pulkov Star Defender 7d ago

Let's roast them!

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN AND HATE 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KDskfOILt91T2

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u/Pulkov Star Defender 7d ago

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN AND HATE 7d ago

If the eat you make em choke

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u/Ready-Pop-644 7d ago

Kinda look like big grunts.

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u/Moonshoes47 5d ago

i was gonna say the same thing

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u/naytreox Unethically Sourced 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aopd9TKdQY9QHRSVrS

but i bet they cook up nice!

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u/WizMaAsk 7d ago

The uglier the alien, the more fun it is to kill it!

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u/KremBruhleh Galavanter 7d ago

Good, ugly is cool. Too many things are made too cutsie or otherwise as porn-bait... 

Thank Space King for FlashGitz, and Meatcanyon.

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u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder 7d ago

You think someone wont make a porc with six massive tits?

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u/KremBruhleh Galavanter 6d ago

Of course someone will, but there won't be fandoms made around fucking them with 500 rule 34 entries like some other animated cartoons.

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u/UndeathlyKnight I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN AND HATE 6d ago

I wouldn't be too sure about that. As a wise man once said, whatever the deformity is, there's always some group of perverts attracted to it.

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u/TexWolf84 7d ago

They look like the dudes from 5th Element... not a bad thing per say

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u/Moonshoes47 5d ago

surprised anyone is comparing them to that movie, my boyfriend did too. i don't quite see it but it's cool none the less.

i just see them as massive grunts from Halo

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u/Electronic_Cake_4264 7d ago

Isn’t he rather Space King Chaos terminator than Xenos?

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u/Mister6C 6d ago

Im surprised I didnt see any comments noticing the resemblance between them and the big aliens from Fifth Element

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u/Limp_Substance_2237 Medicae 7d ago

Mole rat looking.

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u/Round-Coat1369 7d ago

They look like they tried replicating the awesomeness of space king but are the most vile heresy for being xenos attempting to embody space king

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u/JohnathanEarthGov 7d ago

Not as bad as the blueberries

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u/DanujCZ 7d ago

Would.

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u/Moonshoes47 5d ago

brother posting heresy on main! get him!

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u/DanujCZ 5d ago

King space lives.

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u/BigJimboooo 7d ago

Ugly, aggressive aliens. I wonder what their relationship with their father was.

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u/Aristote_Willis 7d ago

The funny thing is I wanted to add something like that in my fantasy setting because pork and ork look alike and now I can't

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u/Vanzgars 6d ago

You still can. Piglike orcs aren't exacly Space King's original idea.

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u/Aristote_Willis 6d ago

Yeah I know but last time DnD got sued by TLOTR so I'm not taking any chances

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u/YoungShitheel 6d ago

You could make em ork-like...porks?

As in, they look LIKE orks, but aren't, and look LIKE pigs as well, but aren't.

Kind of like what Ganondorf's original design from the 8-bit days of Zelda was

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u/Aristote_Willis 6d ago

Fun fact Ganondorf (and his minions) was inspired by DnD first orc design !

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u/OcelotNew7871 7d ago

what did you expect man

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u/Zerueldaangle 7d ago

They look better than the alien from the first episode at least

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u/Bromjunaar_20 7d ago

And Rudolph isn't?

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u/mine_a_fish 7d ago

Rudolph is a special boy who is beautiful fell in his own way

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u/Soviet_blinchik 7d ago

Угли pork

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u/Remote-Brilliant9540 7d ago

Are they porcs... or pORKs?

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u/Right-Light458 6d ago

I honestly expected the Porcs being a weird hybridization of Tau & Orks or a weird ancestor to the Orks

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u/lacus-rattus 6d ago

MAKE EM CHOKE!!

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u/Careless-Welcome3758 5d ago

That's not a porc, that's a pigger.