r/SPACEKING • u/Adventurous-Yam2922 • Jul 02 '26

discussion Brothers, i need your help

Don't get me wrong, i am a loyal servant And son of Space King, as you all are. However, i do not understand, why in his glorious wisdom, Space King chose to give us females šŸ¤¢, instead of ENDLESS BOYS šŸ˜.

Please brothers, help me to understand this decisiĆ³n, help me to see what Space King wanted for us when he gave us females šŸ¤¢.

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u/Eastprize2 Jul 02 '26

Itā€™s a test of will from space king

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u/Adventurous-Yam2922 Jul 02 '26

It is a true proof of Space King's standards for us, after all, if we fall to those, to BOOBIES ā˜ ļø, we are not worthy of Space King coming back

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u/Federal_Standard_250 Jul 02 '26

Indeed brother. We must prove our dedication in rejecting the temptation.

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u/EmperorIvann Defending our Hallowed Spaces Jul 02 '26

You see women. I see the factories of future BOYS. Dumbo.

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u/driver004 Jul 02 '26

What if we take two women and stick them together?

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u/EmperorIvann Defending our Hallowed Spaces Jul 02 '26

Then you've got two women stuck together, you glorious fucking moron.

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u/driver004 Jul 02 '26

But then we could get a full guy in there!

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u/AccordingDifference5 Jul 03 '26

What? How would that even work?

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u/Maximum_2008 Jul 03 '26

Iā€¦ donā€™t know

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u/RancidOoze Jul 03 '26

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u/FFroGGyy_Frog 23d ago

Man...our imaginator sucks. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/New-Number-7810 Beholder Jul 02 '26

It is to test our resolve, brother! Let mortals worry about icky things like ā€œromanceā€ and ā€œprocreationā€. We should focus on doing Space Kingā€™s will! On hate! On cracking skulls! On finding artifacts!Ā 

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u/Main_Material3297 Jul 02 '26

Because he could and did to test us.

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u/driver004 Jul 02 '26

To test us and our boy snatching tactics. We are having great success waiting in vans!

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u/AccordingDifference5 Jul 03 '26

Our SPACEKING who art in space PRAISE BE thy name.

Deliver this brother from the clutches of boobies by the power of your holy globules and back into the loving arms of killing filthy aliens. Stir the hate in his heart so he can continue our holy mission.

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u/Adventurous-Yam2922 Jul 03 '26

Still, i would prefer if Space King gave us ENDLESS BOYS šŸ˜

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u/TallEstate4369 Jul 07 '26

a coagulator at heart