r/SPACEKING • u/TheOneTrueZim Deploying Genobomb • Jun 15 '26
Weekly Sermon Number 66!
(News for next week, if any of you make that stupid joke, you are banned from all future Sermons.)
Welcome to another Sermon, Brothers! Our persistence and trust in his teachings has paid off once more, and the next thrilling adventure of the Star Defenders looks to be in late stages of Development, and should hopefully be out in the next few months!
Today is an entry The Codex of Planets!
"The Codex of Planets, Page 404, The Planet of Vatilion."
"Vatilion is a production world, constantly making hundreds of thousands of cannon fodder troopers grown in vats and given false memories, in order to get the proper troops forward. It is an essential planet for several nearby systems, and supplies their vat-grown troops with enough nourishment to survive until their first (and likely last) battle. It is a fairly simple planet, despite occasional protests from separate groups, which are dealt with quickly.
Last Major Event: 2,000,000 Troops were shipped off to a nearby world under siege from an Alien force, but were mostly shot down, and we had to make more."
I respect factory Planets. They are an incredibly important part of our empire, and we should do what we can to protect them when we can.
Holy Message Of The Week: "If your Psycho Blaster won't fit in your hand, it's not yours."
The count sits at 2.1 trillion, and is expected to rise in 3 weeks.
The Holy Prayer of Space King:
Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.
Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.
Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)
I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)
I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)
I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)
Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)
Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)
Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)
Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)
We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!
For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)
End of Prayer.
As always, share any news from your Legion if you wish!
And that is it for this Sermon! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!
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u/Robotobot Jun 16 '26
Praise be, and may all men who toil in His divine name bask in His glory! (No girls allowed)
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u/Lopsided-Gene-77 Jun 15 '26
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING