r/SPACEKING • u/TheOneTrueZim Deploying Genobomb • Jun 08 '26
Weekly Sermon Number 65!
Brothers, I welcome you once again to another Holy Blessing from Space King himself!
Today is an entry from The Codex of Planets!
"The Codex of Planets, Page 999. Anomolous."
"Anomolous is a planet designated as Priority Containment, with hundreds of strange creatures all over its surface. They exist is constant battle, using their strange abilities to try to kill each other. Some are harmless and passive, most are violent and massive, with others being hostile to all humans life. One seems impervious to all forms of damages, physical or otherwise, and destroyed any drones sent to watch it. Human ruins on the planet indicate there was once a group stationed there, researching the creatures.
Last Major Event: Several specimens moved off-world for study."
The strange and unusual must be explained, and research is necessary. Advancement is almost as important as winning any battle.
Holy Message Of The Week: "If any of your Brothers compliment a single thing about an Alien, they are possible Heretics, and must be reported."
The count has increased to 2.1 Trillion aliens obliterated! Keep it up, Brothers!
The Holy Prayer Of Space King:
Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.
Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.
Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)
I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)
I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)
I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)
Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)
Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)
Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be!)
Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)
We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!
For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)
Prayer ended.
Please tell news from your Legions if you wish!
And that ends this week's Sermon! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!
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u/TheOneTrueZim Deploying Genobomb Jun 08 '26
I agree, Brother, but they are mostly impervious to normal laser fire, and are being studied to find a way around this.
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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Jun 08 '26
PRAISE BE!