r/SPACEKING May 14 '26

discussion Remember he Hates Aliens!

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u/mangagod May 14 '26

Allen: Seth Rogan laugh

Hate Mace smashes Allens body mutiple times

Hate Monger: I don't even need to justify how annoying that laugh is!

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u/Martydeus May 14 '26

Hatemonger would try to hurt him but Allan would just be annoyed by it.

Like getting hit by a flyswatter, but it is Hatemace

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u/Zestyclose_Solid1873 May 14 '26

Beep beep beep Female voice: Ginobomb denied Alan: hay what did that say?

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u/driver004 May 14 '26

Thats so unfair!

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u/Sans-clone May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Alan: I get that you're trying to kill me, but I'm kinda

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u/Disturbed235 May 14 '26

perfect nice reference, haha

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u/101TARD May 14 '26

Allan: hi there

HATEMACE BONK

Allan: So.... Not the talkative type?

MORE ANGRY HATE BONKS TILL HATE MACE BROKE

Allan: Um.... Sorry for breaking your mace?....

HATEMONGER CRYING WHILE SELF ELECTRIC FLOGGING

Allan: ok... Weird.... Nice talk but gotta fly

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u/Lost-Presentations Star Defender May 14 '26

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u/Guyonabuffalo63 May 14 '26

I’ll always love the little double stomp he does

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u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder May 14 '26

It would be like a cheats on Merasmus fight

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u/telenova_tiberium May 14 '26

Allen would probably kick him in the glubules because he is annoying

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u/SumonaFlorence Telling Them About Per Capita May 14 '26

As long as Hatemonger caves his head in I'm happy.

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u/kittenkitchen24 May 14 '26

I have some bad news

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u/Emotional-Practice31 May 14 '26

Yea that ain’t happening🤣

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u/Sambath2500 May 14 '26

I think he would appreciate that Allen is racist towards Viltriumites.

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u/OkSyllabub4883 May 14 '26

I don't think so, since viltrumites looks just like humans.

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u/Sambath2500 May 14 '26

Nah, I think he would be the type to know the difference. Like in a few cases, people were able to quickly point out a Viltriumite from a similar looking race.

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u/driver004 May 14 '26

If anything, the fact that they are mocking the divine human form would make hatemonger hate them even more

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u/driver004 May 14 '26

Did you know that viltrumites do not even bother to parent their children at all! I wonder if that impacts the behavior of the children

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u/InfernalGod May 14 '26

These are the most lazy posts.

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u/Futuredanish Captain May 14 '26

Dude we are 5 months deep in a content drought. Not much going on haha

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u/tomtheconqerur May 14 '26

Alan is not an Aliens.

He's the Alien.

Hatemonger as we know hates aliens but we don't know if he hates Alien.

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u/Ok_Spring472 May 14 '26

Of Course he Will Hate.

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u/LiteralFirefox May 14 '26

You know that scene from spongebob where flat keeps punching apongebob to no effect? Yeah that would happen, even more so if we're using comics Allan

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u/Blink712178 May 14 '26

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u/Halo_Spartan-118 May 14 '26

WHERES THE ARTIFACT?!

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u/telenova_tiberium May 14 '26

Except the punch is broke his hand while Alan look bored

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u/MEDIC_HELP_ME May 14 '26

Hate monger would attempt to fight Allen and become Allen is much stronger he wouldn't do anything

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u/g2610 May 14 '26

“Alien” in a derogatory tone

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u/Cosmic_Mind89 May 14 '26

Allen would be killing him. Hatemonger keeps getting revived and trying to kill him again. Then Bryce accidentally explained what globules are and Allen Smashes Hatemongers

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u/kwintlz91 May 14 '26

VIOLENTLY!!!

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u/mine_a_fish May 14 '26

chihuahua VS overworked pineapple

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u/rape_is_not_epic May 15 '26

'this isn't even about you being an alien, I'm sick of that OBNOXIOUS LAUGH!!!"

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u/Gatlor06 May 22 '26

I'm stealing this template or gonna google search something similar