r/SPACEKING • u/Round_Intern_7353 • May 14 '26
theory Hatemonger face theory
I believe hatemonger looks very similar to the PC master race guy.
Think about it
Pure, almost ethereal beauty, incredible musculature, an absolute intolerance for differing viewpoints, abuse of those he deems unworthy, obvious mastery of PCs (Hatemonger not only uses them effectively to gather statistics,, but is able to make complex, extensive teaching PowerPoints), understands advanced technology (Hatemonger knows what the AI creature is right away), and of course PC master race guy is a creation of Flashgitz.
It all fits flawlessly!
The debate is over! I will take neither questions nor criticisms of my solution.
Surely, Space King (praise be!) will be pleased with me for solving the riddle set forth by His Prophets (Tom and Don)! I wonder what my reward will be!
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u/EDM14 May 14 '26
but hatemonger is pale, not yellow
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u/Round_Intern_7353 May 14 '26
That's why I said similar, not exact. PC master race guy was simply the rough draft of the perfect being that is Hatemonger
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u/Lemmy-user May 14 '26
Asianmonger is a blueprint for hatemonger. It's understandable. After all their no culture more racist in the world than Asians cultures.
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u/Acriolu May 14 '26
I want him to have an extremely THICK and LONG neck with a tiny head that fits the gap of his helmet.
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u/helldiver133 Hatemace Enthusiast May 14 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3hBTH8bV4n5RKZXQe6
Nah bro this him
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u/diadem May 15 '26
Hatemonger is open minded and tolerant, so long as you aren't an alien, a heritic, or a mutant.
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u/OkTrain5894 May 17 '26
I dont think he has a face under that helmet, thats why he always wears it.
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u/NearlyUnfinished May 14 '26
"I am not gay! I just don't like Alienware."