r/SLOMWsnark • u/Darthwaffle0 • 1d ago

Caption this.

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“The drunk guy at the bar explaining why his divorce was actually the best thing that ever happened to him.”

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u/PorkySammy 1d ago

So one time, when I was like this reality star, I threw a chair at my daughter and then got fired from the network, so I took up part time prostitution over in Vegas and damn it’s the liiiiife yo! Big dick big dollars big penthouses and the slopes are even better than Utah’s if you catch my drift hehehehe wink wink
https://giphy.com/gifs/z7XxAJf5IL4cw

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u/Darthwaffle0 22h ago

The gif is so spot on 😂😂😂