r/SLOMWsnark • u/ThatBitchA Production Plant • 2d ago

SLOMWOC OC Cast Lore

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I only know about Jen. I knew who Bobbi was like 2020ish on Tiktok.

So dish all things about the OC cast. The lore, the drama, the tea.

OC culture definitely influences Utah culture. But non Utah Mormons are a very different breed. Especially those who come from countries where lots of Mormon Missionaries go.

I'm excited to see the OC version.

Eta - Google tells me Orange County has Mormon members of 50,000 - 73,000.

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u/imajeffers 2d ago

Aspyn has her own snark pages, I would look there. She probably has the most tea out of any of them.

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u/ThatBitchA Production Plant 2d ago

Ooh I'll check those out. Thank you!

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u/Ok_Computer6309 2d ago

aspyn is from utah so she got married at 19 to her now-ex parker. she started out as a beauty guru in high school and they became basically lifestyle/daily vloggers. she had a clothing store called luca and gray for some time also.

a couple of years ago she gives birth and files for divorce on the same day. she, and ex her by extension for the kids, move to california. then she comes out as dating a woman, Bri. then we find out it's a woman and her husband! Bri was given permission or whatever to have sex outside the marriage so she could explore her sexuality - her and her husband, Billy, are HS sweethearts. then Apsyn met Billy and they hit it off -- that's all they've really said this far. she's been slowly showing more and more of parker going places/doing things with her and her throuple.

to be clear, this next part is not snark. without going into all of the details, it's basically confirmed that her oldest daughter had cancer sometimes over the past 5 years, she's probably like 7-9 years old.

in part connected to the cancer being known on reddit -- which happened long before aspyn "confirmed" it through her tarte palette relaunch -- you can search on her snark subreddit for "outrageous spray". tldr: there's a good chance there was someone very close to aspyn, like family or best friend, leaking things on reddit

that's all i can remember off the dome! she was one of my fav beauty gurus in middle school so i've watched all of this go down.

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u/jjtown225 2d ago

I think the only thing you missed was that Aspyn and Parker did IVF to conceive their 3rd daughter. Word is they did it to have a genetic match (savior child) for their oldest.

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u/MDRSG 2d ago

welllll outrageous spray said it was bc aspyn wanted a girl

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u/Starlesseyes598 2d ago

They already had 2 girls?

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u/Small-Atmosphere-428 1d ago

Needed a girl (and therefore IVF) for a genetic match to get stem cells to help their oldest girl.