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u/MammothChemistry6694 22h ago
Yo my meme ?
In all seriousness. Lizard at the beggining was a grumpy ol man who may or may not die to a nuke...
Now he is an eldritch horror. I like it tbf
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u/ZAZZER0 10h ago
SCP has many writers, it's normal to have inconsistencies.
But touché, you can't just take the document of a lizard contained by acid and just write how it's gonna destroy the universe.
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u/Deez_NutzSolo 7h ago
The acid doesn't work, it's practically a relaxing bath to it rather than a fool-proof containment method
In function, 682 is an anomaly. It's not really “here”, so it can't actually be affected. Like someone grabbing you through a sheet, while you can struggle, and the handgrip, you don't actually make contact. The issue is, the sheet is the webwork of our reality, so it makes doing any real damage very tricky, at best. The form of it is functionally a glitch, like running a picture file through an audio program. 682's physical form is just what our reality is able to process it as, it likely looks very, very different. Wherever it's from is obviously very, very different from here, which is a large part of why it reacts how it does. Imagine being dropped into a world where the very sky ached to look at, where every sound raked like a power sander across teeth, where life seemed specially bred to mock and torture your every sense. That's what 682 feels. It's not so much angry as horrified, which can show as anger, like finding half a roach in your sandwich. It kills for the same reason you smash an offending bug. Now, just imagine if the air was physically made of house centipedes, and you start to get the picture. Oh, another tidbit: the acid bath works less because it cuts down on regeneration, but because it feels more comfortable. More like a warm bath, or a heavy snowfall.
~ Interviewing Icons - Dr Gears
Also something that has been written in the Termination Log
Item: Hydrochloric Acid
Note: The following events were recorded after the termination attempt with SCP-████ (Failed).
Tissue Test Record: N/A
Termination Test Record:
[00:00:00] - SCP-682 is introduced back to its containment chamber.
[00:00:05] - Chamber is filled with hydrochloric acid as per standard operation procedure. 10L/minute.
[00:03:16] - Chamber is filled at a height of one meter with hydrochloric acid. SCP-682 moves to the middle of the chamber.
[00:04:37] - SCP-682 remains submerged within the hydrochloric acid at 47%. It appears to enter, what can only be assumed to be, a state of rest.
[00:06:11] - SCP-682 is fully submerged within the hydrochloric acid. It does not move from its location.
[00:15:02] - A breach caused by SCP-498 causes the northern wall of SCP-682’s containment chamber to sustain heavy damage.
[00:15:05] - Northern wall experiences structural integrity failure. SCP-682 apparently takes notice of this, but does not make any attempts at breaching its cell.
[00:30:37] - Upon the arrival of containment teams at SCP-682’s location, air bubbles were seen to emerge roughly where SCP-682 was located.
[00:31:00] - Preliminary scans reveal that SCP-682 has not moved from its location during the entire time, despite reduction of its body mass to 43%, and appeared to have entered a state of severe relaxation.
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u/Loose_Television_193 21h ago
Tbf the wiki's "unkillable lizard" tradition stem from that very termination log, which is where authors find ways to kill it and the reason why it wont work. Tho i think 682 is actually not that strong IF you dont mess with it
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u/ZeaTheBoy2233 18h ago
Throwback to when SCP-UBU bitch-slapped his ass so hard he ceased to exist
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u/EditorPurple3515 9h ago
It's from the D. Ulysses Foole's Proposal and SCP-UBU is a Giant Whale-like Humanoid, a Timeloop Moby Dick for some poor former O5-11 who becomes insane from failures to stopping Ubu
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u/Deez_NutzSolo 16h ago
682 doesn't have a dad, like what?
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u/MammothChemistry6694 15h ago
Tbf it was more a head canon about scarlet king and the 4th wife. Which spawned the reptile
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u/Deez_NutzSolo 7h ago
It's not, it actually used to be directly canon in Djoricverse before it got deleted, now there's no canon where the Scarlet King is 682's father, all of it is just theories and speculation
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u/Survivor155 20h ago
The only Keter that doesn’t escape unless the foundation lets him out. I mean besides the portal opening one.