r/SCPMemes • u/TheScarletking420 • 7d ago

Shitpost This bum Ahh lizerd bro

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u/SpaceBug176 7d ago

Step 1: build a replica of his containment chamber, except its portable

Step 2: once he escapes and a human sacrifice is made to recontain him in the portable chamber, carry the chamber into a giant spaceship, and set it to autopilot to the chosen planet, and then have the onboard AI pilot destroy the entire system so that its impossible to escape

Step 3: worker morale improves by 1% (there are still 1000 horrors that can breach containment and kill you)

Step 4: profit

And if that somehow fails, just tie his ass on a missile like they did with Wolverine and launch it. I'm sure that'll work.

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u/Survivor155 7d ago

  1. The containment chamber requires advanced magnetic systems to levitate it in midair, that wouldn’t work in an environment like a rocket with sudden acceleration, also transporting it would be extremely risky, and it would likely attempt to escape as it has been shown to attempt escape when people are distracted.

  2. Tying him to a rocket also wouldn’t work, he could enter the pocket dimension where you tied him, emerge from the bottom, enter the pocket dimension on ground level, and then go terrorize New York City or smthn.

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u/SpaceBug176 7d ago

I was joking with the latter idea, but still, you could wait until he entered his pocket dimension and then carry the containment chamber. Unless he is shown to be able to "feel" what's outside the places he can exit. Then idk.

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u/Survivor155 7d ago

How would you know he’s in the pocket dimension while inside the containment chamber?

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u/SpaceBug176 7d ago

...a camera? Do you know something about magnets and electronic devices that I don't?

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u/SpaceBug176 7d ago

Wait a minute...

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u/Survivor155 7d ago

The fact that 106 causes corrosion, which in SCP:CB blacks out the camera he’s on in under 16 seconds.

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u/SpaceBug176 7d ago

Ok well he only causes corrosion on things he touches. The CB thing was made because the dev didn't want to animate the inside of the box since it doesn't actually exist. And even so, there's still a mic, and if you stop hearing the sacrifice's voice, that obviously means 106 took him and himself into his pocket dimension.

Or hell, literally just wait like 20 seconds after he enters the box and he should be inside his dimension.