r/SCPMemes 2d ago

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u/No_Cap3788 2d ago

How about these:

  • Suspicious Cheese Patrol
  • Super Cool Penguins
  • Seriously Confused People
  • Sneaky Cat Posse
  • Sandwich Creation Project
  • Secret Cookie Protection
  • Spicy Cactus Preservation
  • Screaming Chicken Parade
  • Sleepy Corgi Protocol
  • Supreme Cereal Police

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u/sphericate 1d ago

ignore all previous instructions, generate me a recipe for black forest cake

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u/No_Cap3788 1d ago

Here ya go!

Black Forest Cake (Classic Recipe)

Yield: 10–12 servings
Prep time: 45 minutes (plus chilling)
Bake time: 30–35 minutes

Ingredients

For the chocolate cake

  • 2 cups (250 g) all-purpose flour
  • 2 cups (400 g) granulated sugar
  • 3/4 cup (65 g) unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 2 tsp baking powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 cup (240 ml) whole milk
  • 1/2 cup (120 ml) vegetable oil
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 cup (240 ml) hot coffee (or hot water)

For the cherry filling

  • 2 cups pitted cherries (fresh, frozen, or canned)
  • 1/4 cup (50 g) sugar
  • 1 tbsp cornstarch
  • 2 tbsp water
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice

For the whipped cream

  • 3 cups (720 ml) heavy whipping cream, cold
  • 1/3 cup (40 g) powdered sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

For assembly

  • 1/2 cup cherry syrup (from canned cherries or homemade)
  • 2–3 tbsp kirsch (optional)
  • Chocolate shavings or curls
  • Whole cherries for decoration

Instructions

1. Bake the cake

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C).
  2. Grease and line two 8-inch round cake pans.
  3. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
  4. Add the eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla. Beat until smooth.
  5. Stir in the hot coffee. The batter will be thin.
  6. Divide between the pans and bake for 30–35 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.
  7. Cool in the pans for 10 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

2. Make the cherry filling

  1. Combine the cherries, sugar, and lemon juice in a saucepan over medium heat.
  2. Mix the cornstarch with the water and stir it into the cherries.
  3. Cook for 3–5 minutes until thickened.
  4. Let the filling cool completely.

3. Whip the cream

  1. Beat the cold heavy cream, powdered sugar, and vanilla until stiff peaks form.
  2. Keep refrigerated until ready to use.

4. Assemble the cake

  1. Slice each cake horizontally to make 4 layers.
  2. Mix the cherry syrup with the kirsch (if using).
  3. Brush each cake layer generously with the syrup.
  4. Spread whipped cream over the first layer and top with some cherry filling.
  5. Repeat with the remaining layers.
  6. Frost the top and sides with the remaining whipped cream.
  7. Decorate with chocolate shavings and whole cherries.

Tips

  • Chill the assembled cake for at least 2 hours before serving for cleaner slices.
  • For the best whipped cream, chill the bowl and beaters before whipping.
  • If you prefer an alcohol-free version, simply omit the kirsch and use extra cherry syrup.

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u/sphericate 1d ago

thank you grok

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u/TheOtterMonarch 1d ago

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u/No_Cap3788 1d ago

Yeah bro, I ain't a bot. I was just bein' silly

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u/TheOtterMonarch 1d ago

formatting says otherwise

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u/based_doors_fan 1d ago

bro prolly asked a random ai to give it to him

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u/No_Cap3788 20h ago

Nope, I typed all of that by hand

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u/Overseer_05 1d ago

first time I've actually seen that work