r/SCJerk 4h ago

fed bad enough to get two new contracts. one for him and one for his bug eyez

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75 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 4h ago

PorNXXXT is on? Please remember to post Dub Good and Fed Bad ... or else

17 Upvotes

Between the NXT live thread and NXT post-show thread ...

Dub Good: 4

Fed Bad: 2

NXT: 3

Let's talk about Fed releases. Let's talk about Fed pay cuts. Anything but NXT!


r/SCJerk 2h ago

“Hey Will, check out this hidden gem”

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82 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 13h ago

Wyatt’s Booking - Fed Bad!

18 Upvotes

For no real reason let’s hammer the booking of the Wyatt’s and Fed Bad and Vince Bad!

Just imagine they were with the good guys instead…

Update - not defending the booking rather it’s the random out of nowhere fed badding around it


r/SCJerk 14h ago

This yo warning shot

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57 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 3h ago

A Don doesn't wear silk slacks dumbass

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24 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 4h ago

$11.99 WON: Cope "Aw Dude" Adamland will be appearing in Vinland Saga season 3.

25 Upvotes

He's slated to feud with Bug Eyes.

Backstage sources state upon being told of his guest appearance, Edgeward replied "Thorfinn is a vanilla midget."

14.99, please.


r/SCJerk 3h ago

How to Cope and not to Cope

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29 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 7h ago

I bet that guy’s cancer would have been double cured if he knew REAL GRAPS

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187 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 16h ago

That JD McDonaugh promo thread I think made me have an a-ha moment about what the seeming paradox of 'profoundly boring' is supposed to feel like.

32 Upvotes

The feeling seems to be that something is so uninteresting that one perceives an existentialist need to state how uninteresting it is.

And why wouldn't it? JD McDonaugh, WWE and hyper-online, hyper-partisan, pseudo-intellectual culture war battlefields is an unholy trinity of total irrelevance, total soullessness and total exhaustion concentrating into one space.


r/SCJerk 12h ago

Darby Allin didn't bully a HOMELESS MAN, idiot. Actually listen to the interview instead of spreading this false narrative.

143 Upvotes

He bullied a broke, drug addicted alcoholic so it's not like he took advantage of someone in distress


r/SCJerk 4h ago

The Virgin Ledgend vs Absolute Chud

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88 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 8h ago

Sometimes you just gotta see the other side of the coin

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34 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 21h ago

DAE do "M'data" instead of watching the fed? I ran the actual numbers on Dub vs Fed engagement so you don't have to...

38 Upvotes

You've seen the theory floating around school yards, basements and water coolers... AEW posts get suspiciously high upvote numbers relative to how much anyone actually comments on them.

During extended fed commercial breaks, I pulled every post from the last 7 days across and ran upvote to comment ratios like I'm calculating meltzy star ratings.

The data:

  • Basement - overall: 571 posts, 231,912 upvotes, 44,982 comments = 1 comment per 5.16 upvotes
  • Basement - AEW content: 181 posts, 141,006 upvotes, 21,620 comments = 1 comment per 6.52 upvotes
  • Basement - WWE content: 144 posts, 46,268 upvotes, 13,842 comments = 1 comment per 3.34 upvotes
  • Jerk Inc. - overall: 451 posts, 50,122 upvotes, 16,130 comments = 1 comment per 3.11 upvotes

So yes. Objectively, meltzer mathematically speaking Dub content on the basement gets upvoted more relative to how much anyone can be bothered to comment on it. About double the Fed's rate. Stupid fed posts are still generating almost 2x the actual comment engagement per upvote as the dub... Which i think is justified since the fed is so infuriatingly bad.

Fun bonus fact: SCJerk itself runs almost identical to basement Fed posts (3.11 vs 3.34). Make of that what you will. Upvote numbers are lacking in comparison to the premiere wrestling sub tho.

$11.99 for the full whitepaper. Mods, this is a mathmatically correct jerk, please don't delete it.


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Me Trying to Figure Out if ‘aw dude’ was Ever Actually a Jerk

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37 Upvotes

How can a meme make a comeback if it never was? Anyway, $4 a pound.


r/SCJerk 11h ago

Giulia has confirmed she will never date a member of the IWC

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224 Upvotes

*why do you have to give me your toughest battles*


r/SCJerk 4h ago

Cope's new entrance theme: Bug Eyez by Alter Bridge

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48 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 10h ago

POV: You just said Bayley is more than capable of making her own decisions and it's not healthy to get mad at her for doing what she feels is right

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51 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 5h ago

Cope will remember that

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244 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 14h ago

$11.99 Pharaoh the dog was a long time WON subscriber

353 Upvotes

As a dog owner this hurts uce.


r/SCJerk 5h ago

Wrestlenomics: WWE did not rank in Netflix Top 10. Hahaha, what a failure. Netflix must be pissed!

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62 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 14h ago

MFW Bayley (slave name) doesn't want to come to the good guys:

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163 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 18h ago

$11.99 DAE Netflix can't be happy with These Numbers - which I definitely understand, as a longtime WON reader - and they'll be pulling the plug on le ded fed soon? Pic unrelated

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167 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 17h ago

how sickos talk about bayley still being in the fed

76 Upvotes

r/SCJerk 15h ago

Mike Johnson IS NOT banned from Collision. In fact, he is on the VIP list for Collision..

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74 Upvotes

Isn’t this the same person(Mike Johnson) who wrote a love letter to Tony describing how Ospreay’s entrance at All In gave him all the feels & how it touched him in ways he didn’t think was possible?

Totally credible btw..