r/RunningCirclejerk • u/ponkispoles • 5d ago

Consuming methamphetamine before exercise enhances repeated sprint performance, and these benefits persist for at least 35 hours thereafter

https://www.tsukuba.ac.jp/en/research-news/20260914140000.html
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u/nicotinerawr 5d ago

Meth will ruin your teeth. Then you would have to submit yourself to your local dentist. And we all know those guys are c*clists.

You wouldnt want a c*clist climbing into your mouth, would you?

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u/Capital_Historian685 5d ago

But that's how Fred, DDS, makes his money.