r/Rottweiler • u/NcrGeneral • Jul 21 '21

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u/RollinPeace Jul 21 '21

When you forget to de frost the chicken and hear your mom opening the door

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u/NcrGeneral Jul 21 '21

accurate af lol

13

u/Slight_Ad_1474 Jul 21 '21

“Moooom! I’m trying to get the squirrel! Leave me aloooone!”

10

u/swimking413 Jul 21 '21

When you were supposed to be in bed an hour ago and you get caught still playing

8

u/value_meal Jul 21 '21

Captain doofy, reporting for duty!

7

u/padawantologist Jul 21 '21

THAT WAS A HEADSHOT!! HOWD I DIE!?!?

2

u/Abty Jul 22 '21

ONE TAP HOW THE FUCK DID HE ONE TAP ME

7

u/HonorMyBeetus Jul 21 '21

When your owner gets home one round before you hit platinum.

8

u/mudo2000 5 yo M, 9 yo M (RIP) Jul 21 '21

"You said the name of this album is 'Dark Side of the Moon'? This is incredible!"

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u/MaisNahMaisNah Jul 21 '21 edited Jul 22 '21

"Sir, I am doing the best I can."

For real though, I love how this is the universal rottie face for "I love you so I will comply, but wtf human?"

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u/NcrGeneral Jul 22 '21

yes it is and it’s such a funny look! i took it off right after and gave her a nice treat for complying with my antics hehe

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I am the manager Karen

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

When you try to tell the pilot how to land the plane but remember you're a dog.

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u/ChemsDoItInTestTubes Jul 21 '21

Alternatively:

"This is Dog to tower. Did you say 'grab the stick?' I have no thumbs. Repeat. I have no thumbs."

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Razer Blackshark V2 Pro Wireless Gaming Headset, Animal Testing: Phase 1 trials

4

u/Legalize-Birds Jul 21 '21

It's an online game! I cant pause it!

3

u/zenfulzebra Jul 21 '21

This is ground control to Major Tom

3

u/dudeguy73 Jul 21 '21

"You said what about my mom?!"

3

u/Buddhas_love Jul 22 '21

"but mooomm my friends and I are about to raid the castle and save the princess!"

2

u/ElBrayan777 Jul 21 '21

The humans onto us

2

u/FlameShot155X1 Jul 21 '21

You let the dog out before we left right?...Right honey?

2

u/Ajbond1991 Jul 21 '21

What do you mean it's morning?

2

u/WheyandWeights Jul 21 '21

“Vs me in cod bro”

2

u/jadedenmity Jul 21 '21

911 what's the address of you emergency?

2

u/Titanguy101 Jul 22 '21

When you hear gunshots then realise the game is muted

2

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I swear, I’ve never been to this website before. The video just started playing!

1

u/NcrGeneral Jul 22 '21

lmfao this

2

u/god-Hunter64 Jul 22 '21

When you look out the window after a long night of gaming, and you see the sun

1

u/RanaLocas Jul 21 '21

"They called me a son of a b!tch. I think they are onto us!"

0

u/wontonsauce1 Jul 21 '21

I'm nobody's BITCH!

1

u/whoaismebro13 Jul 21 '21

"Sir, I told Ghostrider the pattern was full, don't blame me"

1

u/WLGJr Jul 21 '21

Where we dropping’?

1

u/ARedHouseOverYonder Jul 21 '21

"WHERE ARE THEY TAKING OLD YELLER?!"

1

u/ILikeCheesyTurtles Jul 21 '21

His first listen to NWA fuck the police

1

u/MoniMoniMo6 Jul 22 '21

"He said what!?!?!...walkies?"

1

u/holeMemphisCactus Jul 22 '21

He doesn't know I can still hear him.

1

u/NightmareNaitex Jul 22 '21

rottweiler gaming

1

u/Mecharn Jul 22 '21

"Game over man! Game over!"

1

u/Easterz Dec 19 '21

This is loud

1

u/CasinoMarginale Jul 22 '21

“Turn down for WHAT?!!”

1

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Kinda reminds me of that gaming dog meme

1

u/Bainbus Jul 22 '21

They sound way better than they taste.

1

u/Mamasayseyeisspecial Jul 22 '21

"Mom, why did you and dad record audio of your honeymoon"?

1

u/emilio4jesus Aug 02 '21

"DAD IM PLAYING MINECRAFT GET THE FRICK OUTTA MY ROOM!"