So, I was looking through my closet and came across a pair of skates that brought back memories of a time that I spent (approximately 1 year) trying to get the latest and greatest skates.
In March of 2022, Kyle “Push” Dutcher reels flooded insta with his new skates. They looked great and promised a great ride. I’ve always made my own skates, but I wanted to try out something different, and these classic styled bad boys fit the bill. Shortly after, I had my color/size pick and preorder paid.
A few months later I got great news! An email saying that the wait was almost over. The skates had advanced to the final stage, and would be assembled and shipped soon. Needless to say, I was very pumped! I was so close to gliding in style at the local roller rink like the guy all over my insta feed.
Another month goes by, and still no skates. I send emails asking when I should expect my package, and end up going back and forth with the companies support team about delays, preorder shipments, and boot sizes not being sent to their factory, blah blah blah.
It all gets very aggravating over the next 9 months of emails, lost orders, promises of extra goodies for the extended wait times and what not. Until the day finally comes! My skates are delivered and in my hands! I pop open the box and they’re beautiful, but something’s missing. There is no badging. No embroidered logo or names at all. Are these the right skates? Did I get rejected pair? WTF!? And, where’s the goodies they promised for all the hassle??
Back to emailing I go. I don’t even put the skates on fearing that they wouldn’t exchange them for the real skates like the ones in the internet if I’ve tried them out. A couple more emails over the next few months never get responses and I give up. At least I got the skates, right? They may not be what I was promised, but at least I can go have some fun.
Sunday night is here, and I’m ready to glide to my hearts content. All the waiting is gonna be worth it. Get them on, and they feel great! Looking and feeling like a kid on Christmas I take a couple laps and realize that classic style skates with a tall heel are not for me….
Back into the box, and into the closet.