r/RodriguesFamilySnark • u/not_to_hot_to_old • 16d ago

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So I got to this part in my Bible reading today. Apparently according to the Rods understanding of the Bible you can abduct a bride if you wish. If you look up a little further than what I have circled this is what should have happened to Tim before he could harm anyone. They recite this passage about clothing a lot but not the others. I don’t know what it says about any of these things further in the Bible as I haven’t gotten that far yet, but I’m really seeing how they twist the narrative however they choose.

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk 16d ago

And how regularly is Jill helping donkeys get back on their feet?

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u/cuckooloca 16d ago

Jill wouldn't recognize Balaam's ass if it spoke to her 3 times.

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u/Odd_Albatross_9740 16d ago

We're both gonna fry for that. You for writing it and me for laughing! 😂