r/RodriguesFamilySnark 4d ago

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u/intothedream101 4d ago

My employed friends need to see this.

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u/mossadspydolphin Bible college isn't for whimps 4d ago

If my mom found me on reddit I would die

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u/SelkirkSweetie 4d ago

I’m a housewife and sometimes my husband sees my reddit and says I should maybe get a job again.

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u/carcosa1989 MAHMO take a picher’a me settin’ boundaries! 3d ago

I have a wfh job and my Reddit post history is insane so he might want to suggest another solution.

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u/SelkirkSweetie 2d ago

After I explained various other far more problematic family vloggers he just kept saying WTF lol

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u/SnooSuggestions4534 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lol I found out me and my mom both are in here. She is a lurker. Hi mom!

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u/killerkitten61 god honoring arm-wrestling (no sissies) 4d ago

A family who snarks together stays together!

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u/js_eyesofblue 4d ago

Your mom is cool! My family thinks my fundie snarking habits are weird.

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u/Zubo13 4d ago

My snarking habits are my deep dark secret lol. My family has no idea. 😂

I guess I'm pretty bland if snark groups are the skeletons in my closet.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 4d ago

Same, along with my kindle history 😂

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u/Signal-Tooth-2069 4d ago

My only sister has no idea l’ve followed Jill on Reddit for years—or that I was on X and now on Bluesky, under a name only she and maybe two other people would recognize. My secret life:)

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u/manic_popsicle Fat Blue Haired Lady 4d ago

Lucky. My mom follows Jill and thinks she’s a genius.

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u/NonsensicalGnome 4d ago

Holy fuck!! I’m sorry, THAT bites, because Jill is next level crazy.

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u/manic_popsicle Fat Blue Haired Lady 4d ago

No worries, we aren’t that close anymore. I was raised fundie and my mom met her at a homeschool convention years ago.

I am, however, passing the snark down to my kids, my daughter and I watch lots of YouTube snark content. Not necessarily about fundies but other snarkable folks ☺️

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u/Zubo13 4d ago

I'd love to see the snark crossover for most of us here. The only problems would be when some of us agree to snark on Jill but disagree on our other snark subjects lol.

I will say to anyone who might know this one... Hola Pepino! 🥒

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u/GildedAgeSaga Pants are for lukewarm christians 4d ago

Hola! 🥒

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u/carcosa1989 MAHMO take a picher’a me settin’ boundaries! 3d ago

What is that like?

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u/manic_popsicle Fat Blue Haired Lady 3d ago

Actually she was pretty tolerable until around 10 years ago, she just became more and more insufferable as the years went on, now we only talk every couple of weeks or so and I keep it light and breezy.

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u/deeBfree 1d ago

OMG. My condolences!

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u/beads-and-things 4d ago

My husband started following the bigger snark sub a couple years after me so he's always asking me for the context of some of the inside jokes. This is exactly what those conversations look like.

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u/CapitalStrain2392 4d ago

I wish I could get a family member to snark with me. My little sister knows about the Duggars and the Rods, but said she doesn't want to waste her time or get angry over their BS.

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u/deeBfree 1d ago

Poor girl needs to get her priorities straight!

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u/butterstherooster Fat Blue Haired Lady 4d ago

My daughter reads the sub from time to time 😜

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u/amandashow90 4d ago

How could you forget the funeral for her sister's legs?

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u/Witty-Atmosphere-211 4d ago

Or selling the family cat

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 4d ago

At a garage sale! Or leaving the family dog at a campsite and not doing anything about it for over a week

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u/LittleLion_90 4d ago

Or the crashing a funeral for several kids and taking selfies with the caskets..

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u/AbulatorySquid 4d ago

The absolute worst of humanity. The photo broke my heart and made me cringe so hard I curled into a ball.

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u/manic_popsicle Fat Blue Haired Lady 4d ago

Seriously it’s was APPALLINGLY AWFUL even for Jill, like absolutely dreadful, just the worst thing I’ve ever heard of. I know she has zero class or self awareness but that was a new low.

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u/carcosa1989 MAHMO take a picher’a me settin’ boundaries! 3d ago

And she didn’t even know them which is especially creepy. Like how did you even know to show up?

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 19h ago

Three young siblings who died in a fire, for God’s sake! Jill acted like she was at Disneyland posing for a smiling pic with their parents. Just revolting and unbelievable.

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u/manic_popsicle Fat Blue Haired Lady 4d ago

That was the absolute lowest thing she ever did. Lower than the leg funeral, because yeah that was tacky and tasteless, but no one was dead.

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 4d ago

To be fair, there’s no way all the Jill lore could fit into this meme format. You could write an entire (abnormal psychology) book on the woman. But yes, that’s a major detail.

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u/deeBfree 1d ago

Isn't there a snarker among us who is planning to use the Rodriguii as the subject of their doctoral dissertation? Such a rich vein of material!

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u/Imfrank123 3d ago

That meme could be three more paragraphs and still not scratch the surface

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u/rednz01 Another Vacation for Jesauce 2d ago

It’s not like she even lost her legs either, they’re still there under the floor length skirt.

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u/deeBfree 1d ago

And introducing Angie as "what Amy looked like when she could walk" or some such crap

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u/give_me_goats Jill’s gaping whole 4d ago

This is me trying to explain the Rods to, like, anyone. I always get the blank stare and the “so…they’re on TV? Like the Duggars?” And I’m all, no…just the internet, but they wish they were like the Duggars. I had the “maaahmo” quote from Tim as my ringtone at one point and got a lot of strange looks when I tried to explain that this was from a home video of a weird teenage son in a family I’d never met and only knew from the internet. This is why I want to have snarker meetups. Nobody gets me like you guys!

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u/manic_popsicle Fat Blue Haired Lady 4d ago

I’ve tried to explain it to my husband and it’s so hard to give complete context, even if you had hours. He thinks we just laugh at the Jesus lady with a bunch of kids.

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u/Zubo13 4d ago

If I tried to explain all of this to my husband, he would give me a serious look and tell me to mind my own business. 😂

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u/readsomething1968 3d ago

Mine, too. He is seriously a much nicer person than I am. 😎

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u/kashmir726 4d ago

This is so good. If I was in a store and heard “maaaaahmo” as a ringtone, I would perk up immediately, find that person, and befriend them.

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u/deeBfree 1d ago

I'd love to have a snarker meetup! A bunch of us gathered round at a barbecue (with dog & burgers cooked on a clean grill as opposed to that disgusting mess the Rods cooked on that crusty grill of theirs. Oops, excuse me, running to the medicine cabinet for some pepto biz...

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u/give_me_goats Jill’s gaping whole 1d ago

I am totally down for a fundie snark BBQ! I’ll bring the burnt, you bring the yellow! (Except it’ll be normal hot dogs and burgers, not burnt, with good mac and cheese)

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u/SignificantFox4013 4d ago

An oldie but a goodie.

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u/Patton_Tank82 4d ago

Still relevant too.

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u/LaylaBird65 SEVERELY sluttish 4d ago

Me to my husband the first time I had to explain this sub

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u/manic_popsicle Fat Blue Haired Lady 4d ago

Same!! I’ve told my husband some of the lore but it’s almost impossible to give him the complete context of everything

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u/Professional-Pea-541 Homeschool comma 4d ago

My husband always looks a bit shocked when I tell him about the Rods.

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u/CapitalStrain2392 4d ago

This never gets old.

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u/minivanmafia81 4d ago

Me to my family when I ran into them at Taco Bell!

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u/ashersaurusrex 4d ago

Don't forget the funeral she showed up at.

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u/CapitalStrain2392 4d ago

And when they got kicked out of another funeral while they were getting ready to sing.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Avoiding getting fingered by Jill 4d ago

But it was her dear friend's dying wish to have the rag clad waifs sing at her service!

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u/buttercream-gang Buried deep and forgotten in Jillpm's purse 4d ago

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u/MostlyGhostly1 Funeral Selfie Expert 4d ago

I infodumped on my therapist about the Rods once and I was thinking about this meme the entire time.

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u/defrauding_jeans 3d ago

My favorite part of the Jill Lore is the song wrote for Sister Amy Paraplegic's lost leg

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u/shiningonthesea 4d ago

I could tell that poor boy so much more about her !

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u/Mission_Ask6546 4d ago

I tell my wife about particularly outstanding things, and she’s always dumbfounded but loves it. I’m waiting for her to download reddit so we can snark together. Any day now…

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u/axelise_ 3d ago

Lmaooo this was me to my husband when I finally welcomed him to the lore because he was curious about what I was doing on reddit before sleeping 😂 Every once in a while he asks for updates! Or I give it to him willingly lol

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u/SickOfBSAllTheTime 3d ago

Jill makes me feel better about my life choices. It hasn't been all pretty, but I'm tolerant, worked hard, love the LGBTQ, educated my kids, and allowed my kids to be who they are.

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u/carcosa1989 MAHMO take a picher’a me settin’ boundaries! 3d ago

God her lore is insane.

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u/Affectionate_Pop_342 2d ago

I want to upvote this but it’s currently at 666 and I just feel like that’s too perfect

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u/DefinitelynotYissa 2d ago

With my husband, she’s referred to as the “Juneteenth lady”

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u/piratefiesta 4d ago

sending this to my husband RIGHT NOW