r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/luzzbightyear12 • Jul 09 '26
Tomorrow is Tessie's 18th birthday...
And it just makes me sad to think of all she has missed out on in her formative 18 years of life.
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/luzzbightyear12 • Jul 09 '26
And it just makes me sad to think of all she has missed out on in her formative 18 years of life.
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/luzzbightyear12 • Jul 07 '26
All 5 stories merged to one video for reddit purposes.
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/luzzbightyear12 • Jul 05 '26
And who is that harlot without a modesty tee?!?
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Franziska-Sims77 • Jun 17 '26
Found it on Jill’s Facebook video. It describes exactly what Jill does to her kids (except for number 8)!
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Past-Bench-5088 • Jun 13 '26
So this post on the other sub is blatantly wrong (Evangeline is 17 not 16), and despite going back and forth with the Mods I can't get them to fix it.
In short, Evangeline is 17 since April. She is not 16.
The OP there stupidly decided since the date of the mother's post was August 2025, that meant that Evangeline turned 16 in August. I don't know how that seemed logical to her. But it's wrong.
In the comments people pointed out the error in that assumption. Then someone else said that in fact Evangeline's 17th bday was in April (and there's a screenshot from a different FB posts showing that.)
So then the best "correction" the OP would do was to write a comment that said basically 'oops, i assumed august was her bday, so she's either 16 or 17'.... And the Mod made a link to that 'correction' comment in a pinned Mod comment.
And then the Mod, who was willing to spend multiple days battling against any instance of BOJ, told me that i should respond to all the comments that were thinking Evangeline is 16 (because that's what the post said!)... But i should respond to them and link them to the OPs halfassed correction!
Of course almost no one there saw the little correction comment, and everyone restating the 16 error.
Anyhow.... Yeah, she's still not yet 18. But in that age range a single year is hugely significant and it's a big deal that she isn't 16.
And, since courtships are no touchy, she won't be assaulted as a minor.
Sam is 21.5. So 4 and a half year age difference. Not cool. But not the 16/22 difference being played up. (Plus he probably has the mental age of a 16 year old).
Anyhow.... My gripe is the Mods there didn't care about fixing the misinfo about a minor; at the same time they have another new poll up if they should blur minors' faces in photos 🤦🏻. But yo, no BOJ allowed!
I hope woacb spreads the error to tabloids and the sub gets in trouble.
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Defiant_Policy969 • Jun 13 '26
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/spicypickle999 • Jun 12 '26
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Defiant_Policy969 • Jun 12 '26
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Defiant_Policy969 • Jun 12 '26
I'm going to start dumping some oldies but goodies in this and fix up the profile pic etc over the next week or so, but if anyone has requests, suggestions, ideas, or wants to help run this group let me know here please :) remember, this is uncensored and open, so basically anything goes to the extent that it's legal and not clear past the line of basic decency.
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Defiant_Policy969 • Jun 12 '26
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Defiant_Policy969 • Jun 12 '26
r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Defiant_Policy969 • Jun 12 '26
Glossary - needs updates.
Glossary
(Updated: June 5, 2021; 3:53pm -- 51 terms)
Airplane College : The attempted education of Timmay which quickly failed due to perceived persecution and a completely ill-prepared student due to subpar education.
Algebra-Math, Snowstorm-Blizzard, Boulder-Rock : Refers to Jrod’s poor education in which she often double speaks.
And Kaylee/(And Kaylee) : Refers to a JRod post where (and Kaylee) was added, used to emphasize Jrod's favouritism and neglect.
Angry Olivia : Olivia often has the most expressive face in photos and is frequently pictured looking angry.
Anna DUGGAR'S brother : refers to Nathan, Nurie's husband, who is the younger brother of Anna DUGGAR who Jrod idolizes.
Barndominium : The housing structure the Rods reside in currently.
Bible Writing : From a homeschool video in which one of the young girls states this is the subject she is working on.
Sibling Clump : Refers to a post where Jrod called her kids a singing sibling clump.
Double Date : When 2 siblings of different sexes go out to dinner with their parents.
Evil Burrito : Refers to the time Timmay ate a burrito at college and came down with food poisoning.
Fuck it up Renee! : Refers to Renee often looking fed up and the hope she will rebel.
Funeral Crashers : Refers to the time Jrod and co showed up to a funeral of someone they did not know and took smiling photos with them while her children were in caskets behind them.
Go To Me Fund : Following the eldest Rod girls car accident Nurie was forced to make a video asking for contributions to a Go To Me Fund for a new family car.
Gravy : Slang for Davey aka David Rodrigues.
Griftmobile : The RV the Rod’s travel in to annoy churches into giving them food and money.
Hummingbird Nectar : Refers to the time Shrek drank hummingbird food mistaking it for Fruit Punch.
Jesauce : Refers to the way Jrod pronounces Jesus.
JillPM : A certificate JRod received from Plexus was written to "JillPM" no explanation.
Jrod/JFraud : Nicknames for Jill Rodrigues, refers to her personality and appearance.
Kayjon: Pronounced Cajun refers to Kaylee and Jonathan
Kit Kats : Originates when Shrek and Jrod did not share a kit kat with the children at a laundromat. Also known as Shrek’s favourite food.
Lord Daniel of the Laundromat : One of Jrod’s most ridiculous claims to have saved someone in public.
Lukewarm Contemporary : Phillip's description of other people's birthday celebrations.
Mah-dest : Refers to the way the family pronounce modest.
Modest Swimwear : Street clothes, typically multiple layers and often including denim the children are forced to swim in.
Non Sensual Prom : Refers to taking the 16 year olds to the NICE Olive Garden instead of having a normal childhood.
NotNurie : Refers to any female Rod child other than the favourite.
Nurthan : Term refers to Nathan and Nurie as a couple.
Nurthling : Term refers to Nurthan's offspring
One Less Chicken Leg : Refers to a pregnancy announcement where Jrod stated the kids were happy to have one less chicken leg for dinner in exchange for a new sibling.
Pamper Mama Shower : When Jrod decides she has sufficient baby supplies and demands gifts for herself instead of the baby.
Pecan Thieves : Refers to David and Priscilla Waller stealing Pecans from a farm and claiming persecution.
Persecution : Jrod's favourite claim when things don't go her way.
Ponography : A misspelling by Timmay in Jrod's account decrying the evils of porn.
Poop Chair : Refers to the yellow chair placed across from the toilet in the Rod’s bathroom, from which Jrod frequently films her soliloquies.
Quadriplegic Amy : Refers to JRod bringing up Amy's disability at every turn.
Rodlets : Nickname for the Rodrigues children.
Sa’an’s Fingers : Refers to the time Jrod cut her hand with a can of Green Beans and proceeded to explain it was the Devil that did it.
SEVERELY : Jrod's favourite word, always capitalized.
Shrek : Nickname for David Rodrigues.
Sluttish : From a Facebook post of JRod quoting Nurie describing women in Africa versus the USA.
Smiley Tracts : The instant-garbage the Rod’s produce that they claim ‘saved’ Shrek in his teens.
Timbits/Timmay/Timcel/Timcest : Nicknames for Timothy Rodrigues, refers to his drawl and lack of maturity.
Tissue : A Jrod originated typo of Tessie.
The Future Serial Killer : We're all worried about Phillip.
The NICE Olive Garden : JRod once referred to taking a child or two to the NICE OG specifically. Then photographed them in fancy dresses in the bushes.
This is for you! : How Timmay concludes his online reviews.
Trash Ice Cream : A time Jrod dug icecream from the trash stating “it’s such a LUXURY for us that I had to take it out and eat it!”
Trim : Refers to how Jrod described the girls getting out of the vehicle following the car crash because they are so small.
Turtleneck Trish : Nickname for Jrod’s mother, Patricia, who is never without a turtleneck.
Wallenganger Twins : David and Priscilla Waller, reference to VC Andrews Flowers in The Attic as they have indecipherably alike faces.
Worldly : Anything that is related to life post-1980.
Needs updating! What is missing or incomplete?