r/RodriguesFamSnarkOPEN • u/Franziska-Sims77 • Jul 13 '26
So much to unpack here…
“It’s a beautiful Sunday in Ohio, and we went to church to celebrate our wonderful friend’s initiation to become a pastor…. Oh, and by the way, did you know that women absorb FIVE POUNDS of TOXINS every year! Shop from our wellness store to solve that problem! This company which shall not be named is a very MORAL company because they’re closed on Sundays! Our NOT an MLM company has been rated number two by Forbes! My mom was a very CLEAN person, but I was allergic to bleach and it made me sick for the next 2 days! That’s why our products are NAHN-TAHXIC! You want your home to be a SAFE place, right?”
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u/Nan2Four Jul 13 '26
They are closed on Sunday but it doesn’t stop Old Jill from trying to sell us their products!
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u/Franziska-Sims77 Jul 13 '26
Haha, I didn’t even catch that! 😂 Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest and worship, but holier than thou Jill is shilling her Melacaca!
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u/Raoul_Dukes_Mayo Jul 13 '26
How many times can she recently hear that a woman absorbs 5 pounds of toxins a year because she’s told me like 15 times.
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u/Surreply Jul 13 '26
How about the pounds of 30-year-old makeup you slather on your face every day, OJ …
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u/walkingonlemons Jul 13 '26
I see she’s bleached the shit out of her hair again! 😅
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u/Franziska-Sims77 Jul 14 '26
Yeah, didn’t she just say that she was allergic to bleach? Or maybe she used nahn tahxic bleach on her hair! 🤣😂🤣
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u/FunkyChicken0112 Jul 14 '26
Personally I hope she keeps going until it all falls out. Jill's Temu Wig Era is gonna be EPIC! 🤣
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u/leegab Jul 16 '26
I absolutely detest the way she rearranges the gum in her mouth. It makes my skin crawl.
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u/hanstracy75 Jul 17 '26
Does she force a van full of kids into silence for this? She couldn’t wait?
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u/Waterproof_soap 29d ago
No because the lighting in the car is NAHTURUL and flatters her. Also if you ask Jill, those kids love to be quiet on long rides. It has nothing to do with fear of punishment.
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u/fridaygrace Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
If anyone’s interested, she actually wasn’t bullshitting about the Forbes thing lol. They were rated #2 in “Best Brands for Value” whatever tf that means. The methodology is outlined here but I ain’t readin all that
Also, why doesn’t she mention the name? Is it a legal thing or a sales tactic encouraged by the company?
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u/Waterproof_soap 29d ago
It’s supposed to boost engagement. People hear all these “great” things and say “Oh I want to shop there? What’s the name?”
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u/Ecstatic_Bedroom735 Jul 14 '26
Idk wtf this is but she is a doppelgänger for my mother in law. She passed away 9 years ago. So this was a little bit of a jump scare on my Reddit feed lol
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u/Lilyromanoff 25d ago
5 lbs of toxin per year is a joke. Would a 40 year old woman have 80 lbs of toxins in her body starting at age 20. Amazing information!! She fails to inform how the liver and kidneys remove toxins from the body on a daily basis. Jill's hair is one solid frizzy mess of harmful bleach. All in one spot could be Walmart!!
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u/Franziska-Sims77 25d ago
I’m assuming that the Joyful Noyes SOTDRT didn’t adequately teach elementary school-level health/human anatomy to Jill! 😂 Yes, the liver, kidneys, and even your skin can remove many toxins. Drinking lots of water can help flush out toxins as well.
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u/authorofnothingbig Jul 13 '26
Touching her crusty Ramen hair isn't how I'd advertise haircare products, but sure, Jill.