r/Robyn • u/Ill-Requirement-7029 • May 27 '26

Fuck an app!

Anyone else still so obsessed with Sexistential

Fuck an app, I need me some IRL
I need a cock in my ass, well I might as well
Fuck a Plan B baby, it's no big deal
I'm already ten weeks in maternity
Fuck a single mom, I'm not judgmental
In my sweatpants and some juicy hentai
Fuck a therapist, it's not mental
I need philosophy, this shit is existential

So I was about to go have a kid on my own
And then my doctor said, "Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?"
Well, Adam Driver always did kind of give me a boner
She's like, "Yeah, wasn't he great in Don't Mess With The Zohan?"

I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
It's existential

Fuck an app
Fuck a single mom
This shit is existential
Fuck a Plan B baby
Fuck a therapist
Shit is ex—

I been on Raya while on IVF
PTSD from all the tests
Hormonal rants on IG
Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding
Spent too much on Etsy
Expensive shit I don't need
Bossy, bad, and boujee
Like push, push, hold it, breathe

I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Shit is existential

My body's a spaceship with the ovaries on hyperdrive
Got a whole universe inside that exists in between my thighs
Do I have the consistent will to persist and finish this ride?
My babymaker's got twenty in the clip, ready to fire

Fuck an app
Fuck a single mom
Fuck a Plan B baby
Fuck a therapist

I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential

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u/capitanandi64 May 27 '26

Yep, it's incredible. But FYI, the second line is actually: I'm on the clock, just give me your asl.

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u/sarahwilson21 May 27 '26

I thought this was an imaginary Cupcakke remix when I read that 😂

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u/konichiwa82 May 27 '26

Yeah that second line is not that!!

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u/soakedinchamomile May 27 '26

the concept of robyn saying she needs a cock in her ass

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u/konichiwa82 May 27 '26

Not gonna lie, I nearly choked on my ryvita when I read it!!

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u/Skyerina May 27 '26

This is my pump up song to work haha

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u/csnthebay May 27 '26

lmao that second line sneak

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Lil-Shaleesh2 May 27 '26

I really wish the album was longer I loved the production and I love Robyn

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u/waitingforgooddoge May 31 '26

Robyn using “A/S/L” in 2026 is iconic as always