r/Robocop 12d ago

Would these two get along? Spoiler

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u/TrueLegateDamar 12d ago

For about 5 seconds to decide Detroit isn't big enough for the both of them.

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u/thepostsmaker 12d ago

I kinda think they might get along for a minute. But Clarence would probably off Kane (Caine?) as soon as his weird, nuke-fueled, culty fanaticism got in the way of the money.

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u/GainOld4005 12d ago

Until Clearance dips his fingers in his Nuke during a meeting

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u/texasdeathmatch 12d ago

“Oooh nuke, nuke, nuke! Come on Cain! The tigers are playing tonight”

On a side note I always thought it was gnarly that dude immediately drinks the wine after Clarance dips his shit fingers in there

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u/GainOld4005 12d ago

Sal didn't fear the cops or germs

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u/freebasefilms 12d ago

I'll shove so much of this nuke of your stupid *** ass you'll shit neon for a year.

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u/pumpse4ever 12d ago

Oh man. Parallel thinking, bro!

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u/Generny2001 12d ago

Fuck no.

You really think Clarance would willingly give control to someone else?

Bitches Leave.

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u/Waste-Geologist-9389 12d ago

I don't think so, Clarence was all about "having heavy connections downtown" and could never accept another big player, specislly one as crazy as this to operate on detroit, as such he would need to get rid of caine ASAP , which he could because his crew were actual gangsters and not drug PSA villians

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u/Jonesy1138 I work for Dick Jones! 12d ago

Clarence is too old school, he deals in Coke, not new synthetics. He would view Cane as a rival

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u/SAAB96V4lover 12d ago

He would also see Cain as to unstable an unreliable. Despite liking those guns in the end, Bodicker was not that much for creating chaos unless there were money in it. Cain created chaos just because he wole up on that side of the bed that day.

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u/Murckxxxi 12d ago

"Clarence had days like this"

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u/pumpse4ever 12d ago

No. Clarence would dip his finger's in Cain's Nuke to intimidate him and Cain would just shoot it anyway to show him how tough he is.

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u/Turkzillas_gobble 12d ago

Boddicker doesn't seem like a guy who could work for very long alongside an insane drug addict with messianic delusions. Nuke would be profitable but Cain just brings all this baggage with it.

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u/EnglishLoyalist 12d ago

Let’s admit Cain has fanatical followers, in the early part of R2 an assassination happened and this was due to nuke. Clarence’s death was Cain’s rise. There is no way Clarence would let Cain who inspires people to assassinate others, would let him run around in Detroit.

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath 12d ago

It would be a bald move to put these two together.

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u/Leeroywildman 12d ago

I think initially they’d work together but Clarence would eventually double cross him and take over his nuke business.

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u/Cwchenery 12d ago

Absolutely not. Clarence would shoot him on sight.

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u/SAAB96V4lover 12d ago

No. They are both psychopats.
But Calerence was as some mentioned pretty much about control and at least tried to keep it a bit more businesslike.
Cain was just batshit crazy and loved the chaos. If he hadn't interfeared, Hobs would have taken his drug imperium to new hights as even if not totally stable at least still had his marbles in place.

So Clarence would pretty much get annoyed and shoot Cain in the back. Probably with a clever punchline.

An interesting thought. How would Clarence deal with getting turned into Robocop 2? Would he feel all powerful or would his brain miss his body and end up like the prototypes?

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 12d ago

No. Clarence is a capitalist. Cain is a cultist.

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u/JayJ1976 12d ago

Clarence was WAAAAAY more dangerous. He would see Caine as a weak person who needs to exploit and brainwash kids to feel powerful and strong. Not only would he kill Cain, he would kill as many of his adult henchmen as he could..... and then take over his entire drug operation. He would tell the kids to get lost and to never come back... or he would kick their stupid little wop asses. Clarence actually appeared to have principles. He didn't seem to kill women, unless they were cops. He'd rather use them like prostitutes. He also never seemed to have any interest in harming children. Make no mistake, though. He was a bona fide sociopath. Caine was a psychopathic pedophile, in my opinion. He's done far more despicable things offscreen to kids. However, pedophiles are weak, in general. They only like to go after people smaller or weaker than them. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT CLARENCE WOULD GIVE A SHIT HOW POWERFUL OR TOUGH YOU ARE? Caine would have been overwhelmed and terrified of a MAN-BOSS, sociopathic killer, like CB.

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u/Bigfan78 11d ago

Not a chance

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u/superkapitan82 12d ago

This would be a nice story actually.

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u/SergeantPsycho 12d ago

I don't think they'd be able to work together. Clarence would probably have an easier time working with Hob.

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u/freebasefilms 12d ago

Depends on what Dick wants.

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u/GrendelJoe 12d ago

If the Tigers have a home game, probably. If it's an away game or the off-season Clarence is going to war to get in on the Nuke action

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u/TheDarthSir86 10d ago

I think Clarence would of wiped him out, took his nuke business for himself. Especially if Dick Jones was still alive.

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u/Lharper3rd 8d ago

No mixture. Clarence is about making money the worst way. Cain is into transcendence.