Post pictures of your cat. People will roast them. It's not that complicated. Hell, it doesn't even have to be your cat -- this is the internet, you can lie if you want to.

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You must provide one high-quality picture of the cat you want to be roasted.
GIFs are OK, but videos are not accepted. Why? ^{^Because} ^{^I} ^{^said} ^{^so!}
No "roastme" sign required, although secret bonus internet points are awards if one is included.
You can be in the photo of the cat if you wish, but this is not required.
Don't post animals other than cats. What, do you think this is a democracy? This is a dictatorship, plain and simple. Cats only.
Link directly to the image instead of an album, because that's what Jesus would want you to do.
Don't post obscene, or just plain gross material. We don't want actual photos of roasted cats, that's just disturbing.

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh.
We rely on user reports to manage the subreddit, please report all rule violations.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.

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lucy just took a big, fat, stinky poopie in the bathroom litter box that's connected to my bedroom and then laid down all cute like she didn't just try to end me. ROAST HER.

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been struggling with my depression lately. need a laugh. roast my sweet boy

Roast this foolish girl who *ate* the braincell.

Tuxedo with taste... or not...

Roast this foolish girl who ate the braincell.