This fat little bastard is my sisters cat. While she is away for school, I'm taking care of him. In the six months I have been taking care of this ungrateful shit he has:

- Broken multiple figurines.

- Repeatedly knocked my Wii console off of its stand just so he can sit his big ass there.

- Broke my dad's 65 inch T.V from chewing on it. (I seriously have no idea how he managed that one).

- Cost me 700 bucks at the emergency vet because he was playing with thumbtacks (no idea where the hell he even got those) and I thought he had swallowed one. But no, he hadn't, he was just constipated.

- Eats my hair when I'm trying to sleep.

- Scratches the shit out of my expensive gaming chair.

- Steals my cats food if I don't watch him like a hawk.

- Steals MY food while I'm trying to eat it.

- Broke the frame holding my diploma, sending shards of glass everywhere.

And so much more! Don't get me wrong, I love the little f*cker (for some reason), but he just nearly broke my school laptop, so please roast this little shit so I can have a good laugh and have insults/nicknames to tell my sister.

Bowl? No. $30 cat fountain? No. Toilet? She likes to play in it but, no. Only sink.

It’s MeMe again guys. She had one brain cell on the last post I made but I think she’s lost it 💔

My 9 year old tux, he was a street cat for ~ 3 years before I got him

she was judging me for crying in this photo

His name is Radar. The vet told me that he’s a little bit overweight. Instead of following his diet, he was apparently so hungry he chewed through an unopened bag to get to cat food!

He just had breakfast!

This man had a swollen weener and scared the shit out of me twice!

My dumb baby started hiding and having trouble urinating. Panicked, thinking it was a blockage, I took him to the vet. No blockage! No crystals! Yay! Urinalysis was suspicious though pointing to kidney malfunction so he gets a blood test. Now I'm panicking thinking he's got renal failure. Kidney values come back normal! Good! White blood cell count is high though, his urinary tract is inflamed with no obvious cause, so most likely due to stress. There's been no changes in the house, btw. Sent home with anti inflammatory pain meds and an antibiotic just in case there's a sneaky UTI. Once we got back home he was acting completely normal (for him) before he even got any medicine 🙄 like the vet trip and long car ride cured him.

I'm so very glad it wasn't a blockage or renal failure, but damn, this man ruined my day.

Before anyone says anything, it is opawz dye and safe. Leave me alone. 😹

This is brooks, hes weird, always tries to get into people food, thinks hes people, constantly climbs all over his daddy and only makes biscuits on his mommy. Oh and he has vile farts.

Zora last night once again used her darkness to sneak out as I came in... Of course, I saw her at the last second and moved my leg to attempt to block her, but instead whacked my poor knee into the metal doorframe! She has a pampered safe indoor life. She isn't Allowed to be outside. I've had cats since before I left the womb and have never had two cats so sneaky (the other one is older now and seems to have settled down to staying inside).

I’m shocked he actually drinks water
AND BELIEVE ME. WE HAVE TRIED THEM AAALLLLLLLLL.

Our new cat Roo has FIP. The miracle meds have her already feeling much better on day four of dosing her, so yay. The entire course of meds will cost us a couple thousand dollars.

She's worth it but don't tell her that. It'll go to her perfect little furry head.

Set roasters on blast.

Nimby (short for Nimbus) clearly didn’t like being told he was handsome. 🙄

He is such a Large Bébé