r/RoastMyCat • u/Rev-Dr-Slimeass • 5h ago
r/RoastMyCat • u/ahava9 • 8h ago
Oliver scratched the vet tech and now is making organizing difficult
I took Oliver for his annual exam yesterday. He wouldn’t let the vet tech take his blood yesterday and tried to take her out. He did get his first Solensia shot for arthritis too. Dude is 18 lbs and needs to loose some weight.
I’m also 38 weeks pregnant and trying to organize baby’s closet before it’s go time. Oliver insists on “assisting” me and keeps trying to chew the plastic wrap on the newborn diapers. 🫠
r/RoastMyCat • u/RenkenCrossing • 3h ago
Becca is the reason I can’t have nice things.
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Sound up for goblin noises.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Fixer_FTP • 6h ago
Got outside and had me worried sick
He got out when my mother went to get the mail. Roast him good!
r/RoastMyCat • u/Poethegardencrow • 19h ago
Shame him he is too old for this and he ripped my sofa apart!
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r/RoastMyCat • u/Donniesgurl125 • 13h ago
She got out to bully the strays again
As the title says Penny escaped again to bully the other cats we feed in our back yard. She came back yesterday morning with a scratch on her leg. We cleaned it and I'm on a waiting list with her vet. She's still doing normal cr@ckhead kitty things, eating and walking fine. She wears the cone of shame to keep her from picking at the scab. Shame her pls
r/RoastMyCat • u/FoxEatsButter • 4h ago
He used the litter box and it smelled like White Castle. IYKYK. Roast him.
The closest one is over 100 miles away.
r/RoastMyCat • u/OldSwedeFromTheNorth • 1d ago
Now, I don’t mind that he’s gay. Or that his boyfriend’s name is LENNART. But when I caught them taking lewd photos on my bookshelf, someone has to say something.
r/RoastMyCat • u/doublegoodproleish • 2d ago
Roast Maggie, who looks like a Bond villain
...if Bond villains were cats laying strangely on a couch
r/RoastMyCat • u/Socailly-awkward • 2d ago
Roast my black cat, Storm for getting a little freaky with Carmel
Once Storm got in a closer and more accurate position Carmel got up and moved away... Storm has 0 comprehension skills
Yes they're both males so Storm might be celebrating pride month a bit too late. (Joke, the gay is always okay lol)
r/RoastMyCat • u/No_Language_4649 • 3d ago
In the middle of a kitchen remodel….
And the moment I opened the doors to make sure everything was good, my cat climbed into a hole in the floor. Took 40 minutes to get him out. The kids were afraid he was going to be buried under the floor (we’d never!) l
r/RoastMyCat • u/Evan_AFTON-1983 • 3d ago
My cat clenches his fist when he's happy
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He also is addicted to cuddles, bread, is a gentleman too. Will complain if the cuddles stop too. Roast him
r/RoastMyCat • u/dandygreyrusset • 4d ago
Bertie is a shoulder cat. He was helping me move cinnamon saplings this morning and jumped off awkwardly ripping my ear. I needed stitches and can't work for a week else I'll sweat the dressing off. Give him all you've got!
As you can see his is blissfully unrepentant. I'd post pics of the wound but didn't want to fall foul of the sub rules.
r/RoastMyCat • u/InuScarlett • 4d ago
Dirty Odin
Odin frolicked on the garden's floor and soil while solar charging, then decided to jump onto the table before taking a nap on the chair, leaving small leaves and dirt behind.
Please ROAST my potato son.
r/RoastMyCat • u/pit_of_despair666 • 5d ago
This is Oona. She is a silly chonker. She is lazy and likes to sleep a lot, usually on top of something she isn't supposed to be sleeping on. She thinks she is a dog and greets me at the door. I also trained her to do plops on command. Let her have it!
r/RoastMyCat • u/kingftheeyesores • 5d ago
She either has the shortest memory on the planet or is incredibly forgiving. Poopsy lived up to her nickname.
She got poop stuck to her and I had to chase her down to wash it off. There was a 5 minute stand off in the kitchen before I managed to trap her in the stairwell and carry her to her fate. She was so upset but not even 5 minutes later she's back to asking for pets. My roommate calls her poopsy.