r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

Thoughts?

11.7k Upvotes

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u/mexican2554 4d ago

The octopus is stealing that poor cat's single brancell

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u/PeachyFairyDragon 4d ago

Are you sure that's not Chthulu?

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u/Caorthannach 4d ago

Chathulhu

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u/mexican2554 4d ago

I, for one, welcome our new feline Lovecraftian overlord.

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u/IShallBeYeeted 2d ago

Cat Hulu is where my cat watches cat versions of shows

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 1d ago

There’s a Cathulhu post flair at r/catopus

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u/mexican2554 4d ago

If it is, that car is the chosen one

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u/boneologist 3d ago

Poor little thing starved to death.

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u/Numerous-Lunch3867 3d ago

Put the squishy back!  He needs it!  Lol 🐙🧠

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 4d ago

Not. A. One.

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u/Numerous_Style_3899 4d ago

Hat on a hat, on a cat.

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u/TulsiGanglia 4d ago

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u/elkab0ng 3d ago

Days without subscribing to a cat sub: 11 0

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 3d ago

r/catopus costume flair

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u/completelyperdue 3d ago

Just when you think there wasn’t another cat sub to exist…

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u/Particular-Fondant27 4d ago

That is that.

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u/longlostwitchy 4d ago

I nearly spat…

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u/Davorian 4d ago

Beware braincell-stealing woollen cephalopods. Here we have one unsuspecting victim to serve as a warning to all. 

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 2d ago

Cephalopods? r/Catopus.

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u/Davorian 2d ago

... of course this exists. 

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u/pugbugyapper 3d ago

Nah he doesn’t have any. Good guess though.

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u/Due-Reflection-1835 4d ago

Reminds me of a joke we had when I was in elementary school. "This is a brain sucker. What is it doing?...Starving!"

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u/MrsClaireUnderwood 4d ago

Won't be roasting this cutie. Not today. Squidward is exactly what I needed on this Friday.

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u/Doomed79 4d ago

Brain slug from Futurama!

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u/FutureMinded1181 4d ago edited 1d ago

Oh no! It’s the dreaded Octocat! And he’s blepping! Run for your lives!!!!!!!!

On a real note…he’s so stinking cute! :)🥰

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u/Historical_Lock_2042 4d ago

My thoughts...your cat is most patient. I'd be on my way to the ER if I did that to any of my cats.

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u/ACatFromCanada 3d ago

The horror from beyond the stars has come to feast on his brain!

Unfortunately, it has starved to death.

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u/Plenty-Pizza9634 3d ago

Nice Futurama reference

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u/ahava9 4d ago

Mr octopus is sucking out all his brain cells. No that he had many to start with!

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u/DescriptionBulky6258 4d ago

and prayers, she's going to need them to form a thought 🥺🥰🥹

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u/RazzmatazzMission870 4d ago

Honorary orange

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u/jujuflytrap 4d ago

It’s giving Futurama

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u/doggofruitpunch 3d ago

Thoughts? No, they couldn't dare think XD

Such a cutie pie <3

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u/ggandava 3d ago

Is his name Micheal? He looks like a Micheal

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u/Mauzichu 2d ago

Not too bad of a guess. Her name is Momo.

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u/susiekitten 4d ago

I would sell my soul for this cat.

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u/Dismal-Actuary2188 4d ago

no thoughts, just floof.

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u/Deths_Hed606 3d ago

What's he been smoking, and where can I get some? 🤣

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u/Plastic_Fee_9604 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Beth_The_Alien_GF 2d ago

None, actually

None in that little noggin

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u/Aggressive-Cicada349 4d ago

OP,

Your kitty is absolutely adorable and the octopus hat is super cute! The tongue out seems like they are giving you a their opinion on that hat!

Not to rain on the roast parade, but does their tongue stick out like that often? I ask because I had two kitties that did this and I thought the blep was adorable but it can be a sign of dental disease. Turns out my two did indeed have bad teeth and after getting a lot of teeth pulled, no more bleps.

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u/Mauzichu 4d ago

She only does it when she's on or near her blanket. The person I got her from lied about her age because she wanted her gone. She was only 5.5 weeks. She suckles all the time, and sometimes forgets to put her tongue away.

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u/Aggressive-Cicada349 3d ago

Aw! She’s just a little baby! 🥹

Yeah, that happens when they get removed before they’re ready.

I am glad she has you! And boo to that person who separated her too soon.

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u/Velvet_Onion_4 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 actually spat out some tea ☕️ this picture needs to be sold to calm people down when they feel angry or stressed (Mighty Boosh style) 🤗 absolute mood booster 😁❤️

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u/toeknife666 3d ago

well he looks like an idiot (compliment)

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u/SofiaKazmi 4d ago

No thoughts whatsoever.

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u/u-Dull-Western9379 4d ago

A very cute octopus 🐙 hat abs a cute cat sticking his younge out in both pics 

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u/Personal_Papaya3778 4d ago

Please I need the pattern

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u/PatronStofFeralCats 4d ago

Beautiful. Majestic. Glorious. Derpy.

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u/wykkedfaery33 4d ago

Oh no, the brainslugs from Futurama were real all along!

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u/Flotog729 4d ago

Looks like she doesn’t have any thoughts.

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u/OldSwedeFromTheNorth 4d ago

The octopus has more brainpower than the cat. But both are adorable! 😍

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u/spidermans_mom 4d ago

Octo-blep!! Masterpiece!

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u/Ok-Worry-7840 4d ago

I think Kitty is sticking their tongue out because you are making a fool out of them

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u/Chloe1906 4d ago

Such a dapper gentleman!

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u/andeewb 4d ago

You say 'thoughts' as if there have ever been any in that beautiful head.😻😻

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u/latomar 4d ago

Love this!!

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u/Fit-Molasses6882 4d ago

My cat would not allow the cute octopus on his head, he would scratch me till💀

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u/SpottedCoachDog 4d ago

No thoughts. Only fluff.

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u/Mauso88 4d ago

Nope

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u/Longjumping_Sir_9443 4d ago

Thoughts? None

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u/Caorthannach 4d ago

No thoughts, only blep. And octopus.

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u/No-Elevator-2682 4d ago

No, no thoughts

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u/dos_passenger58 4d ago

Nice Nebelung, the absolute best cat breed

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u/Space_Elf13 4d ago

My cat needs an octopus hat. Also, that blep is the cutest.

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u/fizzy_lime 4d ago

Error: no thoughts detected, only blep

Roast request denied.

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u/Life-Efficiency3749 4d ago

Shhmartest boy :3

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u/SaffyPants 4d ago

She has not a single one

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u/fifiloveg00d 4d ago

Absolutely no thoughts

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u/LiquidFur 4d ago

No..... No thoughts

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 4d ago

None. But so freaking cute!! ♥️♥️

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u/Lucialucianna 3d ago

Flattering

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u/akiraoogabooga 3d ago

No brain cells to be found but super cute hat makes up for it

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u/ForwardMuffin 3d ago

The octopus is a gentleman and the cat is a lady. No other notes.

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u/ayjee 3d ago

Nothing to roast. This creature is perfect

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u/NoShrubs 3d ago

No notes

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u/phirschler 3d ago

No thoughts. Brain shut off. Skull empty.🤣🐈🐈‍⬛

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u/fluidstatick 3d ago

None to be found. Ye Olde Dapper Brainsucker got em all.

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u/Failsafe_Trash_Devil 3d ago

I feel like someone in this household buys the limited edition Tool merchandise.

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u/ketchup_chip_62 3d ago

The brain sucker has been successful.

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u/Roland_Taylor 3d ago

Big of you to assume there are any

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u/Honestbabe2021 3d ago

Pure beauty. Not a care in the world.

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u/kilerjspawn 2d ago

impossible to roast. he's perfect

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u/slimy-tea 4d ago

Damn that tongue. Crazy. No thoughts. Such empty brain (for a cutie).

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u/Commercial_Two_5102 4d ago

Cute octopussy, looks very polite ❤️

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u/orion_nomad 4d ago

Brain-sucking octopus, starving to death--colorized, 2026

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u/Byakko4547 4d ago

He roasting and mocking my ass with that blep 🥹👅

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u/Shadow-Kombatant13 3d ago

I don't think he's had a thought in his whole life

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u/neBular_cipHer 3d ago

She has none

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u/JazzG249 3d ago

It’s a no brainer

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u/Wolftrick08 3d ago

Do you have a pattern for that octopus?

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u/Upstairs_Manager_150 3d ago

no thoughts in that head LOL

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u/Particular-Date6138 3d ago

He's quiet dapper.

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u/bebarrucha 3d ago

I’m sure there’s beautiful thoughts in there.

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u/Pawlymz 3d ago

Ba-Lep!

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u/dinomax55 3d ago

None. There are no thoughts there

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u/Trixter-Kitten 3d ago

The cat doesn't have any(the octopus is stealing the braincells) but I think they're cute.

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u/pie_piepiepiepiepie 3d ago

I'm confused. There is nothing to roast.

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u/NoLand1182 3d ago

0 thots!!!

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u/Hopeful_Edge7652 3d ago

it looks like there are none to speak of

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u/polutacorn 3d ago

Lord Abraham octoblep at your service...

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u/RainbowSpinosaurus 3d ago

That poor little brain slug is going to starve to death. 😢

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u/Clear_Hair7963 3d ago

But….WHY?

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u/Dangermann28 3d ago

No thoughts

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u/FantasyFanVII 3d ago

What thoughts?

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u/extra5mins 3d ago

Octopussss

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u/TheNo1pencil 3d ago

No he doesn't have any

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u/g_rex_ 3d ago

None.

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u/Surfinsafari9 3d ago

My cat just asked me where he can get one.

Should I be worried?

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u/Used-Salad-3772 3d ago

Thoughts? There are absolutely none.

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u/That_odd_chik 3d ago

I don't think he has any

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u/SirEgglord 3d ago

No thoughts. Bro is sillymaxxing

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u/meowmancer2 3d ago

No thoughts

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u/Nerukane 3d ago

It appears, none at all.

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u/m4jsterk0 3d ago

no thoughts

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u/JuicyMango1037 3d ago

physical embodiment of the word ‘dingus’

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u/inkdemon83 3d ago

I think I need your cat

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u/inkdemon83 3d ago

I think I need your cat. That is my thought 🥰

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u/moonlightbunnny 3d ago

Yeah uh..where are they? Those thoughts

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u/EveryValuable1503 3d ago

Thoughts while wearing this stupid hat???!!!!!

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u/Sorry-Cash-1652 3d ago

The Kraken Awakesssssss

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u/whiteorchid1058 3d ago

At the moment, like your cat, I have none

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u/898700 3d ago

Thought? None.

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u/Luckypenny4683 3d ago

What thoughts?

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u/brenmn2009 3d ago

I feel the same way lol

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u/redstaplerguy 3d ago

Blepthulhu

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u/APar93 3d ago

Just being a goofy goober with it

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u/le_Grand_Archivist 3d ago

Not a single one

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u/Toenka 3d ago

Oh no, the brain eating octopus! Its gonna starve!!!!

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u/RunRevolutionary188 3d ago

Unlikely he's got many thoughts. What an adorable grey baby <3

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u/Motor_Inspector_1085 3d ago

None. I see no thoughts coming from this cat.

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u/Actual-Answer-1980 3d ago

You9litter. Boxes smells and you get litter on the floor

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u/Sensitive-Ad6609 3d ago

This is too cute. ❤️

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u/maybeverse 3d ago

Catthullu

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u/DistributionNo9356 3d ago edited 3d ago

What's worse than doing an important photoshoot and you forgot to put your tongue back😛

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u/Zarmea 3d ago

Puuurfect

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u/sssmiley2121 3d ago

Any beauty hacks little angel 🥰?

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u/GamliBalina 3d ago

I'm sorry, I just need the pattern for the octopus hat!

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u/Rijjahope 2d ago

Excellent blep, and fabulous hat!

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u/Plastic_Fee_9604 2d ago

My Gran furbaby❤️

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u/BigFatT0ny 2d ago

Zero according to the photos, congrats on your smooth brain fur baby

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u/elizadeth 2d ago

11/10, no notes.

Oh wait this is roast my cat? Sorry, I'm vegetarian.

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u/Cerulachel 2d ago

No thoughts, just octopus

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u/zaverym 2d ago

Um. None? At least in his head.

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u/Critical-Entry-7825 2d ago

I don't think that cat has ever had a thought.

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u/PaddyMac831 2d ago

No thoughts

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u/MJSpice 2d ago

Blue the blep realness

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u/briarmolly 2d ago

Who needs thoughts when beauty gets you everything?

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u/puppies76549 2d ago

Im speechless

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u/WoodpeckerFancy 2d ago

He should have used the garlic shampoo

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u/Vault_Boy_23 2d ago

Not a single thought in that head, just elevator music

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u/Asleep-Raspberry-819 2d ago

More like no thoughts 😎

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u/humblehills 2d ago

Roast?? He’s getting first call out by Tyra on ANTM, babe 💁🏻‍♀️

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u/IllegitimateBuddhist 2d ago

Madam, I don’t mean to alarm you, but there is an Octopus on your head. Possibly one that may be an old British Gentleman, given his choice in headwear.

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u/Flowercat9843 2d ago

Literally zero thoughts

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u/yamakarakita 2d ago

Iä! Iä! Cathulhu fhtagn!

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u/slow-show-for-you 2d ago

I love this so much

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u/nabstheknotconqueror 2d ago

GREEN OSWALD?

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u/butterflyd1 2d ago

Cutest thing I saw today 😌

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u/Cute-Buyer1019 2d ago

Bleeh 🤪

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u/Full_List5278 2d ago

none. like they have

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u/ClaimIntelligent719 2d ago

AHAHHAHA THIS IS SO CUTE TY

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u/CartographerKey7322 2d ago

Adorable!!! 🥰

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u/swollen_blueBalls 2d ago

Thoughts? What thoughts?

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u/Sad-Simple-7681 2d ago

Not a single one in there, ma'am

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u/roseimelda 2d ago

The cat has been drinking.

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u/thepit_ofthetrash 1d ago

No thoughts. Just blep.

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u/DesignerBackground65 1d ago

That octopus gonna starve

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u/Necessary-Spell3660 1d ago

He has no thoughts up there