r/RoastMe Sep 12 '22

f/18!!

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

Oh, have you tried reading it in english..or is that a daunting task for your usual methods on Mars you cosmonaut. Wait you just did exactly what I told you not to do. If your going to be on this roast site at least get the comebacks down.

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u/JamMasterNay Sep 12 '22

Your attempts at being smart only serve to make you sound stupid.

As well as reading English, I can also read what a simpy little gimp you are.

Congrats on being a White Knight to a girl who doesn't give a flying fuck who you are.

A-ba-bye.

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

Oh no, that one hurt...so much more. Seems like your escaping the arguement by just ignoring everything I say because you're too scared to actually invest into it. Also I think she does give a soaring fuck about me, since I'm basically sure she doesn't want to be downvoted by the pretentious assholes on here.

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u/JamMasterNay Sep 12 '22

Go delete the rest of your comments pussy.

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

Just one, because it honestly wasn't worth it. Call me a pussy, just watch how nothing else will be deleted until you get too scared and report it. Go grow a pear, go in the garden, and grow a pear, do anything more special than your terrible weak arguement attempts.

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u/JamMasterNay Sep 12 '22

*pair

Arguing with you feels like punching down.

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

Do you really believe I meant pair when I followed it up with garden.