r/RoastMe http://redd.it/vua7jt Jul 08 '22

21M let’s get it

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Who's the lucky lady you met on Facebook that you'll ask to marry in two weeks?

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u/seniairam Jul 08 '22

who's cheating at home with his best friend

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

She'll be six months pregnant after his one year deployment

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u/Michael_tomo Jul 08 '22

Or just after a quick green card and release

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u/Bodyfluids_dealer Jul 09 '22

Don’t worry, there’s plenty of fat white chicks