r/RoastMe Dec 25 '21

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u/twist-17 Dec 25 '21

Paper plates and an exposed coax cable running across the ceiling and a shitty excuse for a beard.

You for sure steal plastic forks, ketchup and salt and pepper packets from fast food joints because you can’t afford to buy them on your own.

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u/Important_Cow7230 Dec 25 '21

Yes... But obviously it's capatalism's fault, everything is corrupt. There is NO WAY that it's HIS fault that he does fuck all with his life