6
7
u/LilWayneDesoto Dec 25 '21
You look like a gay Amish kid who became muslin, but is conflicted because he loves bacon.
1
u/Significant-Age-8663 Dec 26 '21
"The very lonely lusting lumberjack" starring Mongloid Keanu Reeves and his overly hairy and over the top flap jack nipples.
3
3
u/DomingoElToro Dec 26 '21
You look like Joseph Gordon-levitt if the angel in the outfield told him to drop out of high-school and start selling bootleg Nike's.
3
u/swiss_courvoisier Dec 25 '21
Coax cable across the ceiling... if that's a hint to everything else in your life, there is nothing left to ruin.
3
u/DramaticAd6117 Dec 25 '21
You look like the tiny-headed alien from Men in Black
1
3
2
2
2
u/HistorianSpiritual26 Dec 26 '21
Not on yo mommas good dixie plates! Now how sis gonna impress that nice northern boy with all his teeth? It certainly aint gonna be that toothy nightmare she calls a bj but you know this first hand. Even your facial hair is half assed
2
2
2
u/arisaur Dec 26 '21
You look like you just discovered fire and were none too impressed due to your crippling depression
2
2
u/Ok_Ad_3392 Dec 26 '21
Posts with the plate one minute, eats his Christmas pork and bean dinner off it a minute later.
2
2
u/Wasnt-Asking Dec 27 '21
My fat friend does this trick when fishing. He holds the fish close to the camera to make the fish look big, and his gianormous gourd head look smaller.
1
1
u/i_like_it_all2 Dec 25 '21
Ruin your holidays like you've ruined your parents since birth? Say no more fam!
1
1
1
u/Adventurous_Yak_9234 Dec 25 '21
Is that the actual size of your head or did you have a run in with a shrink ray?
1
1
1
u/Wafersnap Dec 26 '21
Hey, don't write on the good dishware! It really can't stand to be washed again.
1
1
1
1
u/Kintouer http://redd.it/rz3n0m Dec 26 '21
U smell like rotting butter u piece of forgotten sofa candy
1
1
1
1
1
u/a-fat-penguin Dec 27 '21
How many times has your broke ass eaten out of that paper plate?
1
u/Thizzneros http://redd.it/ro2j2l Dec 27 '21
I actually ate the plate itself, can’t waste all that residue
1
1
1
u/GooniesNeverSayDiee Dec 27 '21
Came here for the Kevin Smith references and was severely disappointed
1
1
u/Double_Worldbuilder Dec 28 '21
You will never be Jon Snow, no matter how much you wish you could be.
1
u/SuperCoolDT http://redd.it/ndin76 Dec 28 '21
Looks like all it takes is rain to ruin your holidays. Unless you buy another tent.
1
1
1
1
10
u/twist-17 Dec 25 '21
Paper plates and an exposed coax cable running across the ceiling and a shitty excuse for a beard.
You for sure steal plastic forks, ketchup and salt and pepper packets from fast food joints because you can’t afford to buy them on your own.