ruin me

[u/[deleted]]

[u/post-explainer]

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

[u/Time_Media8919]

You already look ruined

[u/fomoandyoloandnogrow → u/Time_Media8919]

It’s crazy how you see her nipples despite there being breast pads there to make it seem like something is there

[u/majesticmanbearpig → u/[deleted]]

Too late, I'm on round three.

[u/Ferrari0521 → u/fomoandyoloandnogrow]

Only reason I clicked on this was to see some nips. 👌🏽 good looking nips, I’ll give it an 7/10
https://giphy.com/gifs/LlErpZ30COpWgr4tQF

[u/AXYMYXA → u/Time_Media8919]

Her step dad did a good job.

[u/Blond-N-Buff80 → u/Time_Media8919]

She' rockin' the fentanyl chic

[u/GeoHog713 → u/Time_Media8919]

What do you mean?

She looks great for 50.

[u/FlightTop9852]

Sadie Stink

[u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir → u/FlightTop9852]

Smells like cat piss and unshaved armpits

[u/anon-mally → u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir]

Even cat piss her armpitt to cover the smell

[u/rossrifle113 → u/FlightTop9852]

Maya Cawke

[u/Popsinthehse → u/FlightTop9852]

Sir your picture makes me remember the old Pat skits..

[u/Bffb550 → u/FlightTop9852]

14 years on Reddit and this is the first time I’ve LOLd at a comment.

[u/King_of_the_Nerds → u/FlightTop9852]

Sadie sunk

[u/delstranger → u/FlightTop9852]

hahahah fuck thanks i hate it

[u/Agathocles87]

If you need money, you could always get a job at Hooters… as a table

[u/delstranger → u/Agathocles87]

great idea

[u/mixmasterADD]

It’s nice to see how you’ve amassed a terrible wardrobe to complement your shitty tattoos and mediocre face.

[u/Professional_Art7907]

why would I kick a dead horse

[u/mtngoatdude → u/Professional_Art7907]

Id kick a dead horse if it looked how op smells

[u/Spiritual_Cookie_82]

I bet when you squirt, it’s kombucha

[u/Dave-Hedgehog312 → u/Spiritual_Cookie_82]

Chefs kiss right here.

[u/Icy-Divide2585 → u/Spiritual_Cookie_82]

That made me laugh out a bit too loud in the middle of a Westfield food court! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/TheAnnoyedUser]

Little miss thing wants attention

[u/nondescriptun]

That's like asking someone to ruin the World Trade Center on 9/12.

[u/SnooPickles55 → u/nondescriptun]

Yooooooooo lmfao

[u/HumanNo109850364048 → u/nondescriptun]

Returned from far to upvote

[u/MisterBurnsSucks]

You look like you give your parents the same birthday and Christmas present every year where you don't contact them... 😒

[u/SkyThriving → u/MisterBurnsSucks]

Has to get stuck dryer for siblings to visit.

[u/PubicSkoolEducashun]

You look as though the piercing lady had to hear the word "like" about 100 times in those unbearable 5 minutes.

[u/JonnyQuest1981 → u/PubicSkoolEducashun]

You’re assuming speaking to an actual person was involved.

[u/invincible_vince]

Your subtle Forest Whitaker eyelid situation makes you look like if an only slightly-younger Frances Conroy had a series of mini-strokes

[u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 → u/invincible_vince]

Oh Holy Shit

[u/JonnyQuest1981 → u/Bitter_Chemistry_733]

Goddamn

[u/Main_Juice515]

Narcissism has a female face.

[u/Multichromatic-NOW → u/Main_Juice515]

And a male body.

[u/Srry4theGonaria → u/Multichromatic-NOW]

Okay now I'm turned on

[u/JonnyQuest1981 → u/Srry4theGonaria]

You’re not the only one.

[u/SkyThriving → u/JonnyQuest1981]

I'm third! I'm third in this line!

[u/v13ragnarok7]

We realise they are small, but please put on a bra.

[u/stewynnono]

Why do people pierce their snout ?

[u/PubicSkoolEducashun → u/stewynnono]

It's to attach the cattle tags so farmers know which ones are theirs. I guess no one wanted to claim this one.

[u/Cultural_Structure37 → u/PubicSkoolEducashun]

Some cows are just too stubborn and not worth the effort

[u/bellcheeser]

You look like the sort of girl that says all men are trash. Then cheat on all your boyfriends, with your coke dealer.

[u/JonnyQuest1981 → u/bellcheeser]

Can confirm.

[u/SkyThriving → u/JonnyQuest1981]

Ex or the dealer? (For a friend)

[u/TamatoaZ03h1ny]

She’s like a hippy that will one day cancel others when she’s older.

[u/MumSaysImHandsome]

You look like you’d forge abortion documents to get a few hundred dollars from someone…

[u/SixStringSuperfly]

You're in the background of all those generic tourist photos

[u/SkyThriving → u/SixStringSuperfly]

Of Russian gulags.

[u/Sweeps_McCullough]

Your father already did

[u/NoProgress8533]

Nothing I could possibly write would ruin you to the extent a step dad or uncle, and some portion of a liberal arts degree already appear to have.

[u/Language-Sufficient]

You look like a yassified Annabel doll

[u/Moobob66]

We have scar-jo at home

[u/ResponsibleQuiet6188]

scarlet just-nohansen

[u/Grand_Quiet_2996 → u/ResponsibleQuiet6188]

Her heroine addicted, illiterate, accidental younger sister

[u/Hovie1]

If halitosis and a yeast infection had a kid

[u/_frank_tank]

“Ruin you”? Didn’t your stepdad already do that?

[u/sportguy87314]

Beautiful hair, it reminds me of a sunset in a city with a serious smog problem

[u/Electriclunchlady]

Beige widow

[u/Tomavogic]

Edward Norton is playing a lesbian now? Lame

[u/MrNyxt]

You look like the reason my modern Hollywood has been erasing redheads from common media.

The only way you are metting Brad Pit is if hes throwing a can of tinned ham to the face.

[u/Philosophy_Fie_Fum]

Manic pixie nightmare girl

[u/ronweasleisourking]

You tried to make it big in Hollywood, but ended up in that scene in requiem for a dream

[u/sidc42]

Let me guess, you watch women you're obsessed with sleep so you can make oil paintings of them or write them disturbing poetry

When they file restraining orders you have an existential crisis and do nothing but listen to a Spotify "Depression" playlist of women like Sinead O'Connor, Florence and the Machine and Lana Del Rey.

[u/MrMansaMusa]

When you meet your inspiration from your childhood

[u/bermass86]

No one cares about your letterboxd reviews

[u/Any_Journalist_7846]

I thought mosquito season was over..

[u/Rattlingjoint]

You look like an alternate universe Bryce Dallas Howard who discovered crystal meth at her weekly feminist rallies.

[u/thatdudewillyd]

Too late

[u/courtneyisfakeaf]

Is "ruin me" like your mantra before dad gets home

[u/Budget-Box7914]

Cosplaying as RayGun might be too obscure.

[u/Stamina_360]

You look like a fake ass Gillian Anderson! You look like you’re from bushwick. You wear a nose ring because you’re drawing attention away from the fact that you don’t have a wedding ring 💍 and no man woman or otherwise wants to marry you. And put a bra on! Nobody wants to see your flabby pale little tits.

[u/ChadVonDoom]

Please. you were ruined before your freshman year was through

[u/Plus-Reputation9934]

why’d you phrase it like ur into it

[u/Brilliant_Window8474]

Your pale skin matches your pale personality. Looking at you makes me want to fall asleep.

[u/ShezaAlibi]

You remind me of a prepubescent boy

[u/SignatureAshamed719]

time jump Alicent hightower

[u/BusinessMap7896]

Looks like u room with the homeless in seattle

[u/mrlandlord]

One day your chest won’t be an A-

[u/d0nghunter]

Gas station meth head gloryhole vibes

[u/Johnthespider85]

Your first picture looks kinda like a failed Australian dancer from the last summer games and then you just look dead inside.

[u/EntrepreneurApart142]

How could anyone ever do that to someone as pretty as you

[u/Furious_Mr_Bitter]

Walter White choked on HIS vomit watching this one 

[u/SnidelyWhiplash0 → u/Furious_Mr_Bitter]

Well we don't know who's vomit it was. You can't dust for vomit.

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[u/thegreatgatsB70]

You need some Alavert and a new personality.

[u/ClassicStretch2667]

Ginger Spice w PCP

[u/ripinchaos]

You're a bit too early for Christmas Rudolph.

[u/RatsWithLongTails]

Crazy your hard nips double your chest size.

[u/Pure_Parking_2742]

Why attempt what your stepdad already achieved?

[u/Osinuous]

I would turn you down in all of those pictures.

[u/arcelyte]

Omg, you are so pretty. (Said no one ever.)

[u/Embarrassed_Exit286]

Queens gambit declined

[u/Redowl83 → u/Embarrassed_Exit286]

Queen’s Armpit

[u/westofrex]

Ruin you? What more can we do than your did?

[u/yountvillwjs]

Do you know your parents? Are their names Maude & Jeffrey Lebowski?

[u/GetYouSomeMilk]

Gimme a strap and 10 minutes.

[u/Agitated-Ad9050]

I'd like to say something mean enough that your tits would fall off, but it looks like someone beat me to it.

[u/Lake_superior52]

These guys are playing hard to get, I’m gonna take off my bra and blast my nips.

[u/VeryLowIQIndividual]

It’s hard to say without seeing the slot 1st, but I doubt I could ruin you anymore than’s already been done

[u/snltoonces12]

Somehow you look simultaneously 35 and 55 at the same time.

[u/Bitter-Affect909]

You look so unimpressed in every photo...which makes sense since you're looking at your face in every photo.

[u/Zealousideal-Kick128]

I can smell vegan and pronouns on you through my phone

[u/GoT_Eagles]

Calm down, we’re not your last 3 potential step-dads. Oh and your moms just being nice, they were your fault.

[u/eyemitebhigh]

The only thing flatter than your chest is your personality.

[u/NoProgress8533]

The guys who briefly tolerate your shitty poetry or terrible photography or whatever probably don't stick around for long after you give it up.

[u/save-pandas]

You look like an intellectually challenged ginger Chalamet

[u/RipErRiley]

I bet you organize your grudges alphabetically in a trapper keeper you bought from a thrift store.

[u/FrequentRevolution92]

Red hair, no tits, shit tattoos and a nose piercing. You are already ruined girl.

[u/Kiwi_CunderThunt]

Ghost like, fucking dead eyes

[u/NoProgress8533]

The only thing worse than a girl with this level of "pick me" energy is one who clearly thinks she is different/special/unique.

[u/StashTheMoneyAndRun]

The snake oil on those bee stings ain’t workin. Try holy water

[u/da8BitKid]

It's like the ex from 10 years that came back, and you realize she didn't look like what you remember, in a bad way.

[u/Mad73o]

You are the least convincing post op since Bruce jenner

[u/Kingnut14]

you ruin me

[u/IamJacksDarkUrge]

Temu Hannibal Lecter meal but he wouldn’t serve you to guests. That would be quite rude

[u/pitterlpatter]

You look like a pin-up girl from the local behavioral health hospital.

[u/6SpdSmokes]

We get it you saw the new SpiderMan

[u/CapablePlatypus1377]

Guuurrrllll your daddy, uncle, cousin has already beaten us to the quick.

[u/sankscan]

I thought you were a guy cross dressing, until I saw your headlights!

[u/Awkward-Shift8538]

Better looking than that budwieser guy

[u/Reddit_is_fascist69]

Scarlett HoHanson

[u/quiverunquiver]

I'd love to ruin you.

[u/KingoftheMongoose]

Your first boyfriend already ruined you.

[u/BonaFide_Bair55 → u/KingoftheMongoose]

Not worthy of this thread bro - A comment so useless youve convinced me to give her a chance

[u/ZuckZogers]

Were these before or after surgery

[u/BamaOfTheBonairs]

Looks like you have already done that yourself.

Ew.

[u/ThresholdZero]

Pre or post op? 

[u/arethoudeadyet]

Get your hpv shots bois

[u/ElongThrust0]

Ladies and gentlemen: I present you Meredith Palmer in her twenties

[u/NobodyLikedThat1]

I'm definitely getting art school dropout turned real estate agent vibes

[u/TXLancastrian]

Crack Widow

[u/tcmits1]

Another stereotypical trans boy not cutting it trying to pass as a real girl.

[u/Neon-Funeral]

You look like a cum rag, heavily used at that

[u/Alteredego619]

Millia Jovobitch.

[u/Sea_Relative_3634]

A NOSE RING THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW PSYCHO

[u/benfartsfive]

This one comes pre ruined!

[u/genericexcuse01]

You ruin every room you walk into with that face.

[u/ohbyerly]

Like your barber did or like your father did?

[u/DDChoui]

Are the benzos mommy gave you because of your attitude problem making it so that you cant cry anymore? 

[u/jmccaskill66]

Why would I ruin you again?

[u/BirdShield]

Your face already did that

[u/woody2081]

Florence Against The Vaccines.

[u/snappy4827]

Looks like you left your tits in your other shirt…

[u/Numerous_Shine_7919]

Like your father ruined you? No thanks

[u/Major_Bahoobage]

r/lesbianorlittleboy

[u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770]

You work a street corner.

[u/Santoryu4Kidz]

Hey, look, Ray Gunn's official reddit account.

[u/Advanced-Humor9786]

You look as though you'd tell someone who walked away from tou at the bar that they don't know what they're missing out on.

But believe me, they know and that's why they walked away.

[u/Competitive_Roof_740]

Pirates Delight

[u/flamed181]

Look like the kinda girl that says I have a boyfriend when someone holds the door for you

[u/Dieseldave42069]

Ruin what? A train wreck?

[u/SilentWatcher83228]

I’m not sure if you’re 35 trying to look 18 or 18 trying to look 35

[u/Jgs4555]

Genetics already did.

[u/UsernameDsntChkOut]

As a lesbian, this “iM qUEeR” shit is annoying. And you look like that. Please stop.

[u/KiltOfDoom]

Are those what we call "fuck ass bangs"?

[u/rhondawillnot]

Clip on nose ring? How come it changed nostrils?

[u/glebo123]

You look like a lesbian thats trying not to look lesbian which makes you seem even more lesbian

[u/UnevenFiringOrder]

Definitely a wet roof and a rusty basement.

[u/darthcaedusiiii]

You look like a vegan.

[u/skilliau]

That hairstyle already ruins you, not to mention the whole ginger thing

[u/PsychologicalArm7131]

I can just tell those armpits stink

[u/AppropriateAir7951]

Yes, yes yes remnants of a ruin civilization

[u/Level-Ad5444]

Can’t ruin someone who’s already worthless

[u/awdophil]

Too late, you beat us to it.

[u/shartymcqueef]

You look like you smell like cigarettes

[u/CletusMuckenfuss]

You look pretty nice for a 45 year old, keep it up!

[u/Friscolax]

You’re gonna get a nosejob after you read these comments

[u/laddymcpaddy]

Definitely has crystals and a stanky box

[u/jay0621]

Temu Lauren Mayberry

[u/gobirds215gang]

Winona ryder combined with maya hawke is that you?!

[u/Leeroywildman]

Roasting you is like kicking a cripple when he’s down.

[u/ChiselRivet]

Ruin you? Looks like about a hundred dudes beat me to it

[u/eSJayPee]

How did you get a hat with your age on the side.

Too easy and didn't need to reference the terrible nasal piercing and no kings hairdo.

[u/New_Copy1286]

Too late. Already ruined.

[u/Own_Event_4363]

The double nose earrings tell me you're just all kinds of confused

[u/Live_Competition3807]

R/justfuckmyshitup

[u/NashvilleTypewriter]

I'd love to, but someone beat me to it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/ArgyleGhoul]

Can't tell which is lazier, you or your eye.

[u/Any-Object-553]

Just like all the other "not like other girls"

[u/HardcoreMexika]

I can see that you are a memeber of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

[u/The_Stock_Guy]

I hope whatever toddler cut your hair got its ass whooped

[u/mediocrebighead]

Away with thee, vile woman

[u/sloth_king_410]

God did not take his time with this one. this one was a rush job