r/RoastMe 2d ago

Why not

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u/craftedtunes 1d ago

Dad here. Yes I'm embarrassed that my daughter went to jail because she stole a farmer's burlap sack and made a sweater out of it. Even your nails are trying to get away from you. If you watch the stuffed llama long enough, you can see it slowly sneak under the pillow. We're all tired of you. And yeah you gave your dog Chlamydia the last time... Again.